9:33 AM on 03.03.2007
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Niero
There's nothing more entertaining than laughing at other people's sexual dysfunctions, especially when they involve Nintendo games. Rocksteady from the NeoGaf forums posted a cautionary encounter with more Tetris and whiskey than he could handle:
A couple days ago I picked up Tetris DS again, and discovered online play and I love just whooping kids asses all day in it... and then I play those Japanese people and get my ass whooped all day. So basically I've been playing for at least two to three hours a day and am hooked all over again despite the shitty unlimited turn move. So of course I've succumb to the Tetris syndrome where I see Tetris blocks everywhere. It's embarrassing, but I know I'm not the only one this has happened to.
But anyway, while I was watching a movie with a lady friend of mine last night (Captain Ron) we started getting a little touchy feely. After a couple more shots of Karkov vodka ($12 a handle, I keep it classy) and some make out sessions we went into the bathroom and before you know it we were having sex on the floor. And yet the only goddamn thing I could do was stare at the bathroom tiles, which were tiny squares that looked exactly like Tetris pieces, and I began envisioning putting the pieces together. I literally got so distracted I had to stop. I couldn't tell her the truth so I just claimed I had massive whiskey dick and she eventually went home.
Anyone had tales of the Tetris syndrome or any other puzzle game like Puyo Pop or Panel De Pon? God knows I've had my share of Lumines problems.
Oh gamer emo boy, go cry in Alexey Pajitnov's flaccid lap. If anyone has ever had this problem, the solution is simple: Focus on your L piece. If the other blocks you're bricking into don't look good, stop and put the game back in the packaging and go get a trade in. If all else fails and you're still getting distracted, chances are your system is now incompatible with vagina interfaces and you now need to start sleeping with men and/or farm animals.
[Thanks Dentry!]
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Contest:
Maybe if she was fat, he could have thought of "A Boy and His Blob" instead.
If this guy is really such a loser, how did he get with a girl at all?
vodka = Russian drink
tetris = Russian game
*cries*
www.fourfa.com
after every time i played either game (for 30 minutes or so), sometimes i blinked i saw a pile of tetris bricks and a falling one (wich i move in place with my mind an a other one appears) or meteo bricks.
I'm not going OMG, it mildly amused me instead and it goes away rather fast.
and hey, for a 17 year old autistic guy, this isn't annything special.
and i don't see annything in tiles.
I second Argon on getting the story of where the picture came from. I want to know why everyone is taking pictures of the sad emo kid.
Argon. . .that's me at my prom. . .
after being so drunk he prob tought his dick was a tetris piece and he couldnt find the hole... tsk tsk, u really must suck... then he goes and says JP peeps have bigger penis's than him.
Since im such a nice guy, here is a couple of helpful games for him to get better dough.
<img src="http://de.gizmodo.com/erotic_tetris.jpg">
http://g2.stahuj.cz/katalog/sex-tetris/sex-tetris-3.gif
In other news...
To the day, all my girlfriends where as freaky as i am and even more... haaaaaaaaaa theres nothing like having your girlfriend doing u a blowjob while u play a FPS! My best experience was with PAINKILLER (Pc version).
i cant have sex in the bathroom ever again.