10:35 PM on 02.10.2007
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Tiff
While the Christian masses are busy crusading greasy diners and suburban stovetops to find the next Virgin Mary grilled cheese, a most humble gamer recently uncovered an estranged onion ring which most precariously seemed to resemble the Chimera's Auger weapon from
Resistance Fall of Man.
Readily aware of its failure as an onion
ring (and its success as an onion
stick with loopy appendages), the gamer assisted the artifact home to show to his friends and to eventually immortalize its unique similarity on the
Resistance forums.
Does this mark the first coming of the Chimera? Not at all! Have no fear, Chimera are only growling polygons prancing around on your PS3, you chubby rich brat. If I turn my head to the side and squint my eyes a little, I dare say it looks like a fried turd. But then again it's all relative.
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Yes. I for one welcome our new onion overlords.
Unfortunately I'm lucky that these are all true stories, and reasons why you might find me randomly laughing down the sidewalk as I reflect on my own episodic content.
Yes, I am doing this just to spite Resistance fans and take away their one moment of glory.
I'd be more likely to convert over a onion ring, as opposed to a grilled cheese snadwitch.
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!!
Whee!
We should combine P-diddy and Destructiod into some kind of awesome name that I can't quite produce, at the moment.
there are SO many guns in movies and games that look like that.
Wait till you get the Reavers Summa. Bloddy hard to use.
ROFL thats EXACTLY what i was thinking as i read that article.
btw, the Bullseye pwns the Auger