While the Christian masses are busy crusading greasy diners and suburban stovetops to find the next Virgin Mary grilled cheese, a most humble gamer recently uncovered an estranged onion ring which most precariously seemed to resemble the Chimera's Auger weapon from Resistance Fall of Man.
Readily aware of its failure as an onion ring (and its success as an onion stick with loopy appendages), the gamer assisted the artifact home to show to his friends and to eventually immortalize its unique similarity on the Resistanceforums.
Does this mark the first coming of the Chimera? Not at all! Have no fear, Chimera are only growling polygons prancing around on your PS3, you chubby rich brat. If I turn my head to the side and squint my eyes a little, I dare say it looks like a fried turd. But then again it's all relative.
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