A Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully "complete" World of Warcraft, collecting the game's staggering 986 Achievements to effectively do everything there is to do in the hugely successful MMO. This is literally the most amazing news of the day.
'Little Gray" beat the game after killing 390,895 creatures, administering 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completing 5,906 quests (averaging 14 quests a day), raiding 405 dungeons and hugging 11 players. I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers -- he has had sex 0 times during this period.
Some nitpicky WoW f*ckheads are trying to downplay Little Gray's accomplishment, claiming he received one event-tied achievement (B.B King) due to a glitch, and did not win it fairly. You know what, though? Who the Hell cares? He's done more than any human being ever reasonably should, so let's not quibble over one little point.
He's a WoW player. He will probably achieve nothing else in life. Let the man have this.
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9:20 AM on 12.02.2009
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I find remarks like that are totally blunted when the readability is comprimised, you ignorant fuck.
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Close call though...
also, I will never play this game ever. never. nerrrver. never-nev. nervernerverever,
I tend to agree with thewitcher
Also, Blizzard, time give the man the Sword of a Thousand Truths
Just wow.
It's a feat of strength that takes months to complete and doesn't count as an achievement...
It's a feat of strength that takes months to complete and doesn't count as an achievement...
If you added up the hours you (or any of us really) spent playing other games in this time period, you'd probably not be so far from his situation.
still no cure for cancer, eh?
/goes back to reading paper
Except Jimbles gets laid fairly regularly.
Yes, but Jim isn't dedicated to a single game that takes literally several hundreds of hours to even hit the level cap, let alone manage to do every possible thing programmed into the game. That takes a level of dedication, stubbornness, money and near-insanity to accomplish. It is something that bears recognition.
He did the impossible, and may he be able to sell his account for millions.
No, he doesn't have that achievement.
http://tw.wowarmory.com/character-reputation.xml?r=Wrathbringer&cn=%E5%B0%8F%E7%81%B0&gn=%E7%A5%9E%E6%A8%A3
then someone will come and buy the right to the character and brag about it..
either way... its sad :D
HOW DO YOU KILL THAT WHICH HAS NO LIFE
Blizzard gives him his life back.