If there aren't enough bad things in the world to expose our children to, now some soccer mom has created a line of t-shirts to tell other people what items their kids cannot have, like sugar or television.
I spent my childhood wearing a pink track suit that will forever haunt me to the day I die, and the founder of Please Don't Feed My Kids Sugar.com thinks that having her children sport a red shirt with the words "Sugar Free Kid" will win those points with the cool toddlers. What was she thinking?
Worst of all, these dumb t-shirts ideas are the "Xbox Free Kid" shirts to keep the child from playing videogames; like somehow video games are going to destroy their young minds, and turn them down the path towards a life of crime and drugs.
I think maybe the peanut free shirt isn't such a bad idea because food allergies can result in death, but if you're a parent who is so worried about your kid playing videogames or watching TV when they are in the care of someone else, then maybe you should keep them confined to a cage until they're 18. At least then, they wouldn't have to suffer the humiliation of wearing such idiotic shirts.
I plan to have kids one day, and when that time comes, my kids will be the ones beating up the kids with the "Xbox Free Kid" shirts ... while wearing their "Future Gamer" shirts.
Contest:
8:52 AM on 08.19.2007
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Free
Kid"
I dislike parents who micromanage their kids...
or is it..
SEX; FREE KID.
alsococks.
But who will be the babysitter then?
I COMPLETLY agree with this statement.
Good for them!
Stupid, estrogen-riddled fukken breeders.
IRONY FREE MOM
Man, a life without Freddy Mercury will have that void replaced by terrible things, like My Chemical Romance.
Evil controling wenches.
Free Kid
You're making your kid a damn target, ffs! While other kids have awesome [insert kid's show here] logos, they'll have some retarded '____ free kid' on their shirt. You're just opening them up to having the other kids not only point and laugh, but try their damnedest to feed you what you can't have.
Personally, if I saw a kid wearing a 'sugar free kid' shirt, the first thing I'd do is offer them Pixie Stix or something (in a non-creepy way. I'd leave my white panel van at home), so they can see what their mom is keeping from them.
-Jeff
http://alinktothefuture.com
Er....wrong post.
They'll probably end up bitter and playing WOW and eating ice cream all day just to spite their mother.
Goddamn, lady, it's a good thing I saw your sticker, because I was going to totally fuck you up. I mean, I was going to run you off the road, until I saw that you have a baby. Whew! That was a close one!
If I see a kid wearing one of those I expect an urge to dropkick them.
They sucked
And really, all kids should be mercury free
http://www.pleasedontfeedmykidsugar.com/home.html
Now I'm embarrassed. That'll teach me to comment first thing in the morning.
Childhood free kid
Lulz free kid
Is dat sum free kid?
info@pleasedontfeedmykidsugar.com
thats what im going to do.
Parenting when its convenient FTL...
But then I realized.. Fanboys usually don't breed..
Those lazy bums...
The average fish these days has the same amount of mercury content as a rectal thermometer.
Would you eat a rectal thermometer?
I would.
Well, have fun doing nothing while your being treated for polio.