Make yourself look sillier playing Wii Sports; introducing Wii Boxing Gloves

Now it's like you are really boxing! Fear my mii!!!

GAY!

I don't find it hard to believe that people are still playing/buying Wii sports, it's like a good album that you listen to every so often. You may as well say you find it hard to believe 6 month old music still sells, which would be a ridiculous statement.

I find it hard to believe people are still buying Mario fucking Party, it's had 8 attempts to get it right, and it's still utterly hateful.

Hey, I still...

...don't play WiiSports... >.>

Perhaps my favorite part is the discount that kicks in on the 5th pair of gloves.

For those of us with a Wii that has 5 controller ports and a 5-player version of Wii Boxing: ROYAL RUMBLE!!!

"Can improve inspiration when wearing the boxing glove to play the game, make the game more realistic and exciting, and enhance the joy of playing the game."

Yeah, nice English.

If I saw these in stores I would get them for some dumb reason. I mean all I do is play Wii Sports any way, every other game sucks ass

Yea, i realized that a little too late.

I'm just being honest, Im Ok. It doesn't mean I'm right by any means. I just don't understand what the fuck is going on with the Wii and the PS3 essentially failing. I mean, its pretty obvious whats going wrong and right, but for fucks sake, the fact that its the wii dominating, it makes me concerned for the future. As awesome as it isn't to play text driven lawyer games that could sell on Live or the PSN for about 6 bucks, but instead, people will spend 50 fucking bucks? Thats what i guess my whole argument with the Wii is. There's no way you can tell me that I should spend the same amount of money on paper mario (which is a good game, dont get me wrong) as I do on Gears of war. theres a little bit of production disparity there that makes me want to just throw my Wii at my roommates japanese girlfriend.

Motion sensing DID open a lot of doors for text-driven lawyer games. If I see one more collection of... text-driven lawyer games on Wii, I'll post angry phrases on a message board.

Brock, either you don't own a Wii or you should have known it wasn't for you before buying like the tool that you are for buyiing into the fad.

That being said Wii games aren't the same price as 360 games. It's fine that you like GoW, you don't have to "hate" other people genres or consoles. I wish there was a Text base lawyer game for Wii. There are 2 for DS, let's hope for a spin off.

You are the reason why LIVE isn't as fun as it could be. I know you are one of the ones shouting out explitives about other peoples homosexuality. You really should stop playing games all together. Oh, and the enter key is your friend.

I play Wii Boxing every day, unless I'm too lazy, which happens about once a week. I never thought I'd say that about a videogame. Weird.

Once you figure out the controls (they are not as intuitive as they appear, which actually made the game more interesting to learn), the game is actually pretty fun, like a 3D version of the old Game and Watch Boxing I grew up with.

I could see how it isn't a great game for everyone, as you don't get to travel to magical fairly lands or be all "hardcore" in rough and tumble fantasy alien apocolypses. This game, like many awesome Wii games, offers little to none of the escapism which video games (sadly) are so well known for.

Is that what really scares people about the Wii? That the era of video games being primarily a form of total escapism may be coming to a close?

There will always be escapist games guys. They still dominate the market. It's just now, there are more kinds of games that actually make money. That can only be a good thing for the industry.

Brock- Were you pissed that movies like Napoleon Dynamite cost just as much on DVD as Spider Man 2? Are you worried that because Napoleon Dynamite made tons of money that studios will stop making special effects blockbusters? If the answers to either question is no, then you can stop worring about the Wii and go back to playing GoW.