awesome, a more authentic looking-like-a-moron experience

It would be a great idea if you could add weight onto the gloves, that would be REALLY good excercise

A useless peripheral good for use with ONE game. Yeah, that'll sell like crazy.

wii bowling is still the videogame i play most. 2nd maybe only to pokemon.

This is the dumbest accessory I've seen released for a video game since the U-Force.

U-Force, people.

VERY fucking gay.

I wrote the letter to Dtoid about finding a Wii while checking out the major Griffith Park fires in LA, and I wish I could write a followup about how fucking disappointing the Wii is. It's too damned imprecise, the retarded wrist motions that actually dominate a game are sadly lame, and there truly is nothing awesome out for it. I haven't even fucking played it in a month. And I dont even have a job right now. I just drink. And no matter how drunk I get, I still cannot feel shitty enough to play that muddy brown shitshow that is the new zelda. 250 dollars for a system to simulate cooking is the most retardly japanese mistake I've ever made in my life. I should've bought a PS3 to compliment my 360. Although I blew about 3 PS3's at Olympic Garden's last week in Vegas.

@ Brock_Dainjer:

I think you just did write your follow-up. :)

I'm just being honest, Im Ok. It doesn't mean I'm right by any means. I just don't understand what the fuck is going on with the Wii and the PS3 essentially failing. I mean, its pretty obvious whats going wrong and right, but for fucks sake, the fact that its the wii dominating, it makes me concerned for the future. As awesome as it isn't to play text driven lawyer games that could sell on Live or the PSN for about 6 bucks, but instead, people will spend 50 fucking bucks? Thats what i guess my whole argument with the Wii is. There's no way you can tell me that I should spend the same amount of money on paper mario (which is a good game, dont get me wrong) as I do on Gears of war. theres a little bit of production disparity there that makes me want to just throw my Wii at my roommates japanese girlfriend.

Motion sensing DID open a lot of doors for text-driven lawyer games. If I see one more collection of... text-driven lawyer games on Wii, I'll post angry phrases on a message board.

Brock, either you don't own a Wii or you should have known it wasn't for you before buying like the tool that you are for buyiing into the fad.

That being said Wii games aren't the same price as 360 games. It's fine that you like GoW, you don't have to "hate" other people genres or consoles. I wish there was a Text base lawyer game for Wii. There are 2 for DS, let's hope for a spin off.

You are the reason why LIVE isn't as fun as it could be. I know you are one of the ones shouting out explitives about other peoples homosexuality. You really should stop playing games all together. Oh, and the enter key is your friend.

I play Wii Boxing every day, unless I'm too lazy, which happens about once a week. I never thought I'd say that about a videogame. Weird.

Once you figure out the controls (they are not as intuitive as they appear, which actually made the game more interesting to learn), the game is actually pretty fun, like a 3D version of the old Game and Watch Boxing I grew up with.

I could see how it isn't a great game for everyone, as you don't get to travel to magical fairly lands or be all "hardcore" in rough and tumble fantasy alien apocolypses. This game, like many awesome Wii games, offers little to none of the escapism which video games (sadly) are so well known for.

Is that what really scares people about the Wii? That the era of video games being primarily a form of total escapism may be coming to a close?

There will always be escapist games guys. They still dominate the market. It's just now, there are more kinds of games that actually make money. That can only be a good thing for the industry.

Brock- Were you pissed that movies like Napoleon Dynamite cost just as much on DVD as Spider Man 2? Are you worried that because Napoleon Dynamite made tons of money that studios will stop making special effects blockbusters? If the answers to either question is no, then you can stop worring about the Wii and go back to playing GoW.