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Seduce a SuicideGirl is a new iPhone App where you'll be playing a choose your own style adventure in order to make out with Zoli Suicide. Your goal is to chat up Zoli in a comic book shop and if you're good at bullsh*tting your way through the conversation, you'll get to have a "17+ make-out session" with her. Pick the wrong answers and she'll humiliate you.

Yup, this is a thing that is happening. If you win the game, you can make out with your ... iPhone. The App is available now on iTunes for $0.99.  

I don't understand how this will work or how this is appealing. The only way this would be appealing at all is if you could make out with a man horse, like Rey and Colette demonstrate in the gallery. Seriously, what the f**k.

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Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 06:14
Jamie McGinn
This is the hotness right here
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 06:34
Xzyliac
Bought!

And when they release the inevitable other apps with different girls: bought!

Because making out with my pillow is getting old.
LilJimmyNordin's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 07:51
LilJimmyNordin
Suicide Girls = ZZZZZZZZZZZ
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 08:00
KrazyKraut
i would like to say something about the SuicideGirls..but i am afraid that my wife will read the comment.....^^
Fozzo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 08:15
Fozzo
gotta love suicide girls :P not gunna buy this though, i'm happy with the internet thankyouverymuch
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 08:46
Guyver 0
got the app this morning.
Some of the resonses are wierd :-s
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 08:49
Stevil
Are people still interested in the Suicide Girls?

No really, I need to know. I kinda grew out of all that a few years back and I just thought of them as a fad at the time, but hey...I'm no longer down with 'the kids', so what do I know, huh?
madfigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 10:03
madfigs
...fap?
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 10:30
Everyday Legend
Uhh......yeeeeah, ohhhkaayyy.
Sounds kinda, oh, I don't know...pathetic?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 11:56
mix
........the REALLY funny part is that this will sell.

Horse make out ultimate frenzy brigade would have been the better choice.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 12:05
John Johnson
Are there options such as "Stare at her awkwardly while pretending to read a comic book" or "Stumble up to her hammered and tell her that she's way out of my league, but she can go fuck herself"?

...Then I'm not interested.
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 12:35
runtheplacered
@ Stevil,

I Was thinking the same thing. I still distinctly remember the end of 2001 me and a bunch of guys discovered Suicide Girls on the internet and ooo'd and ahh'd for a bit, then the novelty wore off and that was it. I had no idea people were still giving a shit about them. But, I guess it's porn, where's it really going to go?
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 12:53
Corak
What John Johnson said
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 13:00
Kraid
Horseman head deserves a fap.
Risonhighmer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 13:13
Risonhighmer
I have one of those horse masks, except it's brown. It's my halloween costume! :D
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 13:23
Occams electric toothbrush
@runt,
@Stevil,

I'm with you guys. In college days I thought they were hot (tattoos on a woman still are) but looking at this...I dunno, I think I might be a little gay now. Plus every suicide girl I see now just looks like a total cunt.
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 13:44
TriplZer0
The header is both awesome and disturbing all at the same time. Disturbawesome...-ing.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 14:34
Vanilla Gorilla
The hell goes on here?
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 14:48
Everyday Legend
Ahh...the tales of girls shunned in high school by stuck-up elitist bitches, who then turn 18, get tattoos, and turn into stuck-up elitist bitches with geek sensibilities.

And then, an iPhone game based on trying to "make out" with one of them.

Paaaaaaaaaaaa-thet-ic!
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 15:22
Hoss
said it one, ill say it again...

*swoon* Zoli Suicide <3
bigduo209's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 19:00
bigduo209
@Everyday Legend

Yeah, pretty much...
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 20:52
TurboHyperFighting
So... are there nudity? Like, full frontal? Full spread? Genital tweaking?

"Heavy petting"?
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2009 10:14
LsTr Of SmG
@Everyday Legend

You sir, have won at internets for the day.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2009 12:35
Vedicardi2
why god why
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2009 20:21
Holiday
So...You mean girls...I mean women...STILL pose for SG? Wasn't there a revolt against SG a few years back? Wasn't SG like..."We own the photos and here's a nickle for your troubles?" I'm sure there are less exploitative websites that have hot tattooed chicks...I mean women...with nipple piercings and mohawks. In fact I'm going to search for a few now.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 12:33
Brian Szabelski
This all seems so silly.
Sammich with Tunamayo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2009 08:47
Sammich with Tunamayo
Oho, 17+ you say... partial nudity.
Meh.
maimi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2010 03:20
maimi
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