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Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App


6:00 AM on 10.17.2009
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo



Seduce a SuicideGirl is a new iPhone App where you'll be playing a choose your own style adventure in order to make out with Zoli Suicide. Your goal is to chat up Zoli in a comic book shop and if you're good at bullsh*tting your way through the conversation, you'll get to have a "17+ make-out session" with her. Pick the wrong answers and she'll humiliate you.

Yup, this is a thing that is happening. If you win the game, you can make out with your ... iPhone. The App is available now on iTunes for $0.99.  

I don't understand how this will work or how this is appealing. The only way this would be appealing at all is if you could make out with a man horse, like Rey and Colette demonstrate in the gallery. Seriously, what the f**k.

Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo
Make out with your iPhone with this SuicideGirls App photo





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