Major Nelson loves pageviews as much as any other blogger, as evidenced by the fact that he recently urged people to keep an eye on his site next week. According to the cheeky Xbox Live funster, there could be a chance of early access to the New Xbox Experience if you continue to check the Major Nelson blog out.
Here's what the man of mystery had to say in a recent MS podcast:
"...I know you as my audience, you guys, you like to pick up and play. You want to get your hands on it and I don't blame you because you'll enjoy it. In fact, if you want to get your hands on it, let me just say this... keep an eye on my blog next week."
Oh Larry, is this what you are reduced to? Are the hits you already make not enough? Why, next you'll be taking Peter Molyneux quotes out of context to generate pageviews. You'll never be a real-life games journalist if all you care about is the clicks.
Also, I'll be giving away free chocolate and gold next week. Stay tuned to DESTRUCTOID for your chance to WIN WIN WIN!
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Good going!
Go on, stop posting, and your pageviews will go down, therefore, you're JUST AS BAD.
It's logic, mate.
All the nations of the world adopt chocolate coins as currency = ecenomic crysis SOLVED!
This post was a joke and I like Major Nelson. So um, why don't you now fuck off and never comment on one of my posts again? Since we're dispensing advice out, you little cunt.
With various other warning comments and the picture you'd think people wouldn't be that stupid but hey.
HA! Friendliness works both ways, moron. Why not learn to act like someone who isn't a prick before expecting to be treated like one?
Seems to me, judging from your first comment, the only one who took this comedic post OUT of the friendly zone is you.