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Major Nelson finds religion, wants Marketplace commandments photo

More proof that I wasn't talkin' crazy when I said Microsoft is all about the community, Major Nelson has come out today and asked the people what they'd want the Marketplace 10 Commandments to be. Had God spoketh to Microsoft, what do you think he'd say?

Got some suggestions? Let us hear them. But please, they must be in commandment form. Here's my example/suggestion: Thou shall not allow EA to rapeth customers. 








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carg0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:28
carg0
how about not raping your subscribers by charging $5 for retro titles on Live Arcade?

im pretty sure that's a common complaint

velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:29
velcroman
yes, the obvious limits on what publishers can do with the marketplace.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:30
World Famous
Commandment form, fuckers.
rasput1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:31
rasput1n
Thou shall allow clans in GoW
rasput1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:32
rasput1n
Thou shall write commandments in proper form, fuckers.
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:33
Jecrell
I second the first commandment, and add further...

Thou shalt not remove tutorial content from games and forceth them unto the marketplace and adding fucking prices to view them.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:33
tazarthayoot
Thou shalt keep their genitals in their pants during Uno.
rasput1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:33
rasput1n
Thou shall allow clans in GoW
rasput1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:33
rasput1n
Thou shall allow clans in GoW
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:34
velcroman
thou shall not rapeth the ass of the fellow customers!!
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:38
World Famous
Thou shall keepeth thine e-peen in thine pantaloons.
carg0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:41
carg0
damn, i knew i forgot something. ok, i'll try again.

Wonder Twin powers activate! Shape of: Charlton Heston!

"thou shalt not...rapeth?...the subscriber of serious coin for ye old titles on Live Arcade...eth. You bastards."

velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:45
velcroman
thou shall alloweth more than one neighbor to chateth with thine in the chat of privy.
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:05
scrap
Thou shalt be granted a preview of thine skins and pics before thine downloadeth.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:07
Rainbowblack
THOU THOU THOU!!

Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:09
Aetsen
The Summa giveth, and the Summa he taketh away.
carg0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:16
carg0

how about taketh-ing away that ugly ass pic of mullet-ponytail boy...

Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:22
Aetsen
You don't know who that is cargo? Are you twelve?
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:42
World Famous
Looks like an Anime Davy Crockett.
gleam's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:42
gleam
Thou shalt create an 18+-only zone for XBL. If I hear one more kid whose voice hasn't dropped call me a little bitch as he TKs...
TheDemon In You's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:43
TheDemon In You
Thou salt have their 360 banned if found cheating or hacking
ManSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:47
ManSpirit
LOL.. MS about the community? If MS had followed the open and inclusive PC platform model for it's online 360 program I would believe it.As it is XBL has given it's users an easier to use experience than PC that's it.XBL basically gives you the ability compete, communicate and download,no big deal that's been done on PC for ages. MS makes it easier which is a positive but in exchange you have to sell your soul by giving up control of your identity and content to the devil.
How is a $400 USD console inclusive,how is a yearly fee for P2P play a reach out to the less affluent in society? How many games is MS making to reach beyond the current hardcore male community. Not many.How does two SKU's and two levels of online pricing bring people together? What about the community made maps and mods?
XBL is just MS big attempt at doing what it hopes it could do with PC,have more control control control.
It's a regressive step backwards for online communities IMO and I'm not willing to give up my freedom for just so I can have things a little easier.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:53
Aetsen
Or it's a FFVI reference...
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:13
Rainbowblack
on its re-release day no less!!
ManSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:17
ManSpirit
Thou shalt never offer a peice of content for download that can be purchased to give a player an advantage in online competitive play.
Adamska's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:21
Adamska
Thou shalt no longer have horse armors.
TheDemon In You's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:48
TheDemon In You
Thou shalt change your name from ManSpirt to ManSperm, and stop thou bitching
ohgr89's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:51
ohgr89
Thou shalt refund the $59.99 and tax for those who bought Chromehounds.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 20:17
World Famous
I love teh Jebus.
ManSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 20:20
ManSpirit
Thou shalt show preview videos or pics of the content for download. Thee text description does not cut it.
EmoKidsMakeMeLaugh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 20:25
EmoKidsMakeMeLaugh
Thou shalt offer a virgin sacrifice for every NEWB PWN'D to thine holy father Bill Gates.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 05:06
Aetsen
That's not Jebus!
That's the Nuge!
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 06:27
Kif
Thou shalt rapeth GoW quitters until they bleed like the Virgin Mary.
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