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Today is the launch of the new version of the 6th most ubiquitous franchise in videogame history, Madden. Microsoft and EA put together a semi-secret press event in the heart of New York City, Times Square. In an attempt to have Christmas in August, Maddenoliday was the theme of the event -- it included a ball drop countdown, crowds of naive tourists, plenty of football celebrities, and that secret present your folks pulled out of nowhere.

Would constant plowing through the sweaty masses of pedestrians be worthy of the cause that is John Madden? (He's the one all these years that ate all the leftover turkey, I swear it was him.)

I arrived at the ESPNZone (if you don't know, ESPN's branded sports bar and restaurant in a city near you) and caught the last rounds of Madden Challenge Masters, a tournament featuring the best of the best from around the country. While boozing, snacking, and observing flagrant curvature, football legends were being interviewed and the lounge area was buzzing with locker room machismo. NFL legends including Eric Dickerson, Marshall Faulk, Jerome Bettis and Warren Moon showed face for the cameras, autographs and playtime -- but not with yours truly. Security signaled the cue and ushered press and VIPs out of the restaurant and into the street for the next part of the program.

The event was, for the most part, secret -- like, tell-everyone-about-it-the-morning-of secret. I found about the special guest that would be in our presence shortly. As we filed into an enclosed area on Military Island (which is a short street intersection where couples reunited at the end of WWII) we gazed at a makeshift stage above the awning of the Hard Rock Cafe.

As you look around this epicenter of Times Square, you see LCD-covered building facades laced with 360's and Madden logos to no end. Finally, he appeared -- Ozzy Osbourne walks onto the stage with his feisty self and rocks out a new tune from his most recent album to set things off. After some "Crazy Train" and some other track I didn't know, the crowd bids him a loving farewell with a sea of devil horns and cheers. Great show -- there were dramatics and the whole 9 yards, but overall, it was a bit too short. Needs more Black Sabbath, please.

Now, back to the whole ball drop thing. It was supposed to be a huge Madden box dropping like the New Year's Eve ball with a countdown. The huge box was there (check), countdown (check, but not at midnight, huh?), but there was no descending part (no check, boo hoo hoo). Their recreation let me down -- it wasn’t such a happy Maddenoliday after all.

Next up, they set up a 360 in the same area and let the NFL greats have at it. A huge jumbotron on the ABC building displayed the gridiron pwnage. Tiki Barber, after shaking my hand, steps up to the elevated playing area to partake in the festivities. They play, Times Square watches in delight while New Yorkers are screaming incessantly for Tiki to look at their flashing cameras. A handful of fans thought it would be a good idea to walk into the middle of the street with oncoming maniac taxi drivers for the perfect shot (and a likely trip to the hospital).

So, here's the finale. We congregate to Toys R Us for the official first public sale of the game. Tiki Barber hands off the first game to a young lad that just turned 20 today and waited in line since 6 AM. Those 18 hours were well spent, happy birthday!

All was done, except a VIP party I wasn't invited to. I'm not cool enough, apparently. As a religious Madden head until 2002, I'm curious to see how this game has improved since the 360 version of Madden ’07 was considered to have incredibly slow gameplay.

The main lesson learned was that EA and Microsoft can put out tons of money for a vulgar display of seasons greetings in the summer: star power and Ozzy. Didn't get enough of Ozzfest this year, huh? I wouldn't know your pain.
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bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:14
bruceleethree
lol they have an event for a roster/animation update?
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:18
charliesuh
YAY!!! Phist is asian!

k, I'll read the article now.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:24
charliesuh
Btw, most random event ever.
Pointless.
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:25
Tiff
<3 phist!
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:36
Brad Rice
It was, Lemon. For all of about 5 minutes, before it got promoted :P
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:42
charliesuh
Yea...i feel you lemon, black people annoy the fuck outta me too.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:45
Neonie
DO NOT WANT
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:49
Grapefruit Juice

Hoo-ray for competition!
Word up North Korea's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 15:52
Word up North Korea
I would buy it, I haven't bought a football game in 3 years, but I don't want to give them my money if they're not going to make it 60fps for my PS3

eff you, EA
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 16:01
deanhatescoffee
The guy at the top of the post kinda looks like Ron Jeremy.

@ Lemon: Furries don't see race. lol
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 16:07
Rainbowblack
Last time I bought Madden was 2003

I'll buy another football game once the contract expires and I get some options. All that Licence did was give EA an excuse to work less on the biggest game on the planet and rake in billions when you all line up for your yearly roster update
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 16:19
Topher Cantler
Of course that fat bastard ate all the turkey. Who else?

Also, fuckyeahfrontpageyallwutwutarmteamGO!
lAboMbA's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 16:52
lAboMbA
circuit city has the pc version for $29.99; cheapest i've found so far...you know, other than the downloadable version which seems to elude me.

Last year the torrent was available so much earlier.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 17:08
Maurice Tan
I would not even play a torrent version of this strange "american football" game-thing.
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 17:22
Magesx
LOOKS LIKE THEY COULD USE SOME TOUGH ACTIN' TENACTIN
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 17:24
HawtPawkitHero
Madden sucks. always will. Long live 2k Sports.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 17:31
Sharpless
I much prefer 2K's games, generally speaking. EA used to rock, but not so much, these days.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 18:54
NightDehumidifier
BRING BACK MUTANT LEAGUE FOOTBALL YOU LAZY PRICKS!
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 19:46
SourGr8pes
FOOTBALL! I hate John "Master of the Fucking Obvious" Madden, so I think they should give the name to a different player every year, like ones with criminal records. At least that'll be more interesting than a roster change every year. You think "Michael Vick's Dogfighting Arena" would make some money for EA?

I usually just wait a few months until everyone starts selling their copies of the game back to the store, so I can buy em used for dirt cheap prices.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 19:49
SourGr8pes
Holy shit! I just realized now that poor Vince Young is going to be a victim of the Madden Curse! Thank god it wasn't Devin Hester and his bionic, jet powered 100 Speed rating legs.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 23:55
Phist
I was really excited when Peter Moore officially was transported over to EA Sports. This could mean big things, including ACTUAL improvements to the franchise. WOW.
liqideos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2007 01:43
liqideos
...Peter Moore...improvements...


...hmm...



...Fuck...with that track record, EA Sports should lose the NFL rights exclusively to 2KSports, and somehow manage to debunk the company altogether within the next five years...that is, if we are judging Peter Moore's track record with what you just said.

I guess some would consider that an improvement...
liqideos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2007 01:44
liqideos
...Peter Moore...improvements...


...hmm...



...Fuck...with that track record, EA Sports should lose the NFL rights exclusively to 2KSports, and somehow manage to debunk the company altogether within the next five years...that is, if we are judging Peter Moore's track record with what you just said.

I guess some would consider that an improvement...
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2007 13:36
Sharpless
Holy fucking shit, that's a bigass Dreamcast.
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