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Madden NFL 09 is totally redneck sh*t, according to copy found in Wal-Mart
The above image is the sight that greeted one young boy as he opened the first game purchased for his brand new Xbox 360. Having bought the system and game with his own Christmas money, the lad eagerly expected to be playing Madden NFL 09, before being faced with the grisly truth -- he'd actually bought some redneck sh*t. "When he opened the game all I heard was 'WHAT IS THIS' and he ran to me and showed me the game and to my surprise this is what I saw," explains Michael, the father of the boy. "I immediately called Walmart and asked for a manager and explained to her what we found. She asked if it was sealed and I told her yes with the security stickers and everything. "... After closer inspection of the plastic that was wrapped around the game case I found scotch tape. I can only assume that someone purchased this game swapped the disk then returned it to Wal-Mart." He called the Wal-Mart manager and seemed to have everything resolved, with a likely replacement lined up. At least we all have a brand new idea for something to do on a boring weekend. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)we used to do that with cds we bought at target. someone buying a limp bisquit or dmx album would get a garth brooks suprise. I can only assume the thief's inscription was referring to his own act instead of any name-calling. Because people who steal form wal-mart love irony. That's clearly labeled "REDNECK SH II," short for Redneck Shooter II, a US reskin of Otomedius Gorgeous starring those unfunny guys from Blue Collar Comedy Whatever. ... if only rednecks play Madden, what does that make someone who wants it so much they have to steal it? Someone tried to save this young lad as best they could by going into the future but now we are ALL doomed. That is the price you pay at Wal-Mart. They have one of the most forgiving return policies of any company out there. The lesson here? Look at what you buy people. The Wal-Mart Associate Drones will not mind getting you a different copy that actually has shrink wrap on it. Man I know how that can go...I bought a Madden once and the game wasn't in there...and I had to go through some shit to get another copy cuz they assumed it was me that stole it... I played madden for the first time the other day and the same thought crossed my mind... "redneck shit" 5:45 PM on 05.07.2013 Expect new games from EA Sports, BioWare, and DICE at E3During an investor call today, EA Labels president Frank Gibeau briefly discussed the company's plans for E3 2013. As expected, June is going to be a big month for the new home consoles. "Regarding next generation consoles, w...
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Barry Sanders has won the vote between new- and old-school NFL players alike, taking the spotlight from Adrian Peterson to rush onto the Madden 25 cover with a 58 percent margin. I'll always remember Sanders as one of most e...more
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Since all of you have been keeping up to date with all the latest Madden news, you're aware of the fact that the upcoming Madden 14 is now retitled Madden NFL 25, right? Well, since every Madden needs a cover, EA Sports has d...more View all Madden |


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