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All I want for Christmas is for this Machinima trailer to be for a real movie. Sadly it isn't, which I think is a shame. Don't worry though, there is an Angry Birds movie in the works. It just isn't an homage to Snatch (the movie, you perverts).

Seriously though, this is an amazing idea, and while I have less than no desire to see the real Angry Birds movie, I would go watch this movie. Twice.








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Corbanski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 22:13
Corbanski
interesting
Mighty Heman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 22:16
Mighty Heman
meh... not that cool
DesertZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 22:16
DesertZero
I take it that they didn't like RoosterTeeth's, haha
salamagogo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 22:17
salamagogo
"Mr. Boll, call on line 1"
Squishy3's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 22:20
Squishy3
I like Rooster Teeth's.
Dan Owst's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 22:37
Dan Owst
Naked women and guns. You don't even need Angry Birds to make this work.
CloudNine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 23:41
CloudNine
This is kind of like snatch, but not at all...
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 00:30
nekobun
Wanna wine, dine, and not get a call back from dat Red Bird.
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 01:19
Oishidesu
That Yellow Bird... Mmmm... She's the hottest (By that, I mean biggest bosom). She can shoot me or whatever the Angry Birds do anytime

Also, was one of the Pigs, Jim Sterling? He seemed like the right size and fat!
Sicminded's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 01:28
Sicminded
bird = female

It all makes sense now. My life is complete.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 06:07
pedrovay2003
That actually made Angry Birds interesting to me for a few seconds.
LittleBigD's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 07:23
LittleBigD
That was 100x better than the real Angry Birds!
SirNinjaFace's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 08:25
SirNinjaFace
Mmm, swell goodies! I wish I could snatch green birds eggs.
Forsakeneyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 08:59
Forsakeneyes
I would very much appreciate for Red Bird to accompany me at night. Other than that, I must say that this piece of digital entertainment didn't quite manage to tickle my fancy.
2late2die's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 09:27
2late2die
I'd watch that! :)
Crock23A's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 10:27
Crock23A
Where's the -big- red bird? </wink>
DepressedOptimist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 12:59
DepressedOptimist
Loved Snatch and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. That trailer actually makes Angry Birds appealing, which is sad because the real movie will never be like that.

two more things to say:
1. Black Bird is not a bad-ass she looked back at the explosion.
2. I wore one of those pig masks for my role as the Pig Prince in "The Enchanted Pig."
tonelowke's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2011 14:24
tonelowke
Black Bird should have been a black chick. There is more ethnicity in America and the UK than white people. Missed opportunity there to diversify.
LEONOFDEATH's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2011 20:13
LEONOFDEATH
Blue one wins a go on my body.
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