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Utterly pathetic
 
Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas: Fox report on Mass Effect is saddening
Jim Sterling
\\ 01.22.2008
236 comments

 
Initially, I had no intention of watching this "report," much less posting it on Destructoid, but after reading the transcript on GamePolitics, I finally broke down and sat through the whole sorry affair. Now, I may goof on my research now and again, and I hold my hands up to that, but watching this video is akin to watching a group of men talking about how painful period pains are. These are people with no experience or knowledge whatsoever regarding Mass Effect, trying to pass themselves off as experts and it's finally ground me down to the point of sorrow.
 
It's hard to remain angry about these kinds of ignorant attacks against videogames, because they've become so frequent and so mind bogglingly stupid, that it takes far too much energy to be mad. You just bash your head against a brick wall until your skull is liquid and you've slumped onto the ground, unable to do anything but twitch.  The smug ignorance of Cooper Lawrence as she giggles and grins her way through Geoff Keighley's eloquent and intelligent debate is disgusting, and the way that Geoff's sole voice of reason is effectively squashed in order to hand over to a panel of people who'd clearly never seen more than thirty seconds of game footage is a depressing shame.
 
Most shameful of all, however, is the pitiful reaction of host Martha MacCallum who answered the rightful claim that "it's up to parents to control what their kids are seeing," with "it is, unfortunately."
 
Unfortunately ... it's become unfortunate that parents have to take responsibility for their own flesh and blood. I don't even think I need to point out just how miserable that statement is. I'm at a loss, really. For what it's worth, I think Geoff did an admirable, if futile job, and I'd like to thank both Lawrence and MaCallum for reminding me why misanthropy is almost noble.


236 COMMENTS, LATEST BY Cryptonic
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There are 236 comments about this post:
taumpytears's Avatar
This video really got my blood boiling.
BluFire's Avatar
They could have at least been on time and noticed a few months ago.
Mr Sexy AZN's Avatar
fox news will report anything THEY'RE DISPARATE
Cameron300ZXTT's Avatar
Yea, the news is always one sided, which is why you should never believe anything you see on TV.

This just shows how ignorant people are. Apparently they would be happy if all of our rights were taken away so it would make it easier to raise children. Or more aptly, not raise their own children.

The world is in a sick state of affairs when you have to make up lies about how bad and indecent video games are.
Arugala9's Avatar
Geoff put up a good fight, but he was walking into a trap. The panel was horribly biased and the lady he was going againest spouted the same bullshit that people who don't understand video games always do. For once I'd like any news outlet to do their research on a game and have people who know what they're talking about.
Dexter345's Avatar
I thought the exact same thing when I saw this footage earlier. "Did she just say 'yes, unfortunately' to the dude who said that it ultimately up to parents to control this rather than the government?" There's a lot to be angry about from this piece.

The one woman's point that a lot of children let themselves in after school and can go and have free reign over the video games is made entirely invalid by the part run earlier in the segment where Microsoft explains that parents can quite easily lock out certain game ratings and limit play time.

The actual informed debate was cut short so a bunch of jerkoffs who know little about the topic could have a little roundtable discussion amongst themselves.

And then, yes, it's not a right of our government to control what we can and cannot play, but rather, that onus belongs to the parents. Unfortunately.
RobotFart's Avatar
Poor Geoff, brought on to the show to be generally ignored and talked over by self appointed 'experts'. We salute his efforts.

Hopefully Fox will recieve as much backlash for this as Kevin McCollough did for his uninformed drivel-spewing outbursts.
liqideos's Avatar
It could have been worse Jim, at least Geoff Keighley is respectable and composed. Imagine how it would have looked had we had Adam Sessler or Kevin Perreira representing the game industry.

Worst possible scenario is Kudo Tsunoda on the tail end of a 3 day booze and coke bender defending Mass Effect on Fox News.
vexed alex's Avatar
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
grrza's Avatar
That woman that Geoff went up against is a poor excuse of a psychologist. She sounded like a completely ignorant twit, and it's pretty clear that money comes before credibility in terms of her career. Geoff was walking into a trap is right, but I'm glad he was able to put in at least a few words of reason before being cut off.

But seriously, WTF was up with that panel in the second half??? Do people really listen to the completely vapid nonsense that comes out of their mouths? People need to stop worrying so much about children and videogames, and start worrying a little more about the corrupting influence of Fox News on adult mental states.
brainderailment's Avatar
I'm surprised they even had Geoff on there, at least there was one person saying "have you played the game?" That made me smile and angry smirk.
vexed alex's Avatar
This is what I wrote on a c-blog about this:

"But you have to pick up the box and look at the back for the rating and then..you have to be involved in what your kids are looking at."

GOD-FOR-FUCKING BID YOU HAVE TO BE INVOLVED WITH YOUR CHILD'S LIFE! These people are morons. And the Black woman says that it's dangerous to have games like that in the house because a kid is going to say "I'm going to play my dad's video games." Did she not read Microsoft's statement about parental controls? Is she an idiot?

I'm just FUCKING tired of these things because no one gets to have a word in the topic. Anything that's worth listening to, anyway. What's the point? What's the point if you're going to have these right-wing dip shits have more time to spew out their ignorant word vomit? Geoff did not get the time he deserved to talk about the topic.

There has to be some major news cooperation that has some intelligent and lengthy discussion about this.'

"I'm surprised that this game wasn't rated AO."

FOR SHOWING A FUCKING SIDEBOOB AND AN ASSCRACK!? If that's the case, you dumb cunt, then we should have any movie with a sex scene be rated X.
TheGoldenDonut's Avatar
When I first watched this video it just left me feeling depressed. I just can't believe some of the misinformed stuff they spewed out.
Atlas's Avatar
This was on the C-Blogs yesterday, even though the whoever blogged about it got no apparent credit for it. Dunno if anyone else blogged about it, but I did see it and it annoyed the shit out of me.

Goes to show that Fox News is crap.
Mr Fahrenheit's Avatar
I just smacked my forehead so hard that it woke up my dog in the other room.

I can't believe this video. They give Geoff a grand total of maybe 30 seconds to defend his position... Of course, I guess I should have expected this from Fox (Faux?) News
Boolean's Avatar
Geoff should have just gone:

"It has an M rating, says Sexual Themes rught on the box"
"But don't you think that--"
"It has an M rating"
"Right...but what about--"
"It has an M rating"
"Yes I see but if--"
"M RATING".
"BUT THE CHILDREN!"
"ITS M!".

Geoff Keighley is awesome.
TheBrain's Avatar
I sent Ms. Cooper an email. I doubt I'll get a reply. I tried to be reasonable.

Ms. Cooper,

I recently watched your interview on Fox News regarding the nude content within the videogame Mass Effect and I was quite taken aback by the level of misinformation that was displayed.

"If you look at the statistics, who is playing videogames? Adolescent males - not their dads."

This was the first statement that caught my attention. It appears that you are unaware that the average age of a videogame player is 33. Only 20% of game players are males under the age of 17 (compared to 31% of gameplayers being females over the age of 18). I'm afraid you have fallen prey to the stereotype that adolescent males are the ones who make up the majority of game players.

Source: http://www.theesa.com/facts/gamer_data.php

"Seeing these women as objects of desire, as these hot bodies. They don't show women as being valued for anything other than their sexuality."

I would agree with this statement to the extent that this is a general trend in the media that is problematic. It gives young men the wrong idea about what to expect from women and can lead them to objectify females. However, this really is not a prevalent theme in Mass Effect in particular, which you might know if you had played the game. As Geoff explained, the partial nudity exists for only a few minutes in a 30 hour game. It seems that some people are unable to see nudity in any form of media without considering it objectifying. It is important to remember that it can also be used to further a narrative of a romantic relationship. The sexual situations come as a result of the relationships you have with the characters.

It just seems to me that any time nudity is in a videogame, the media fails to consider the context. Sexuality is a part of human nature and I don't see a reason why a videogame cannot explore this aspect of humanity without a barrage of uninformed criticism. Notice that we do not see news segments discussing nudity everytime it appears in a film (wherein it is usually infinately more graphic than what is displayed in Mass Effect). The reason is simple - people think videogames are just for kids. This is untrue, but most people refuse to believe it.
Orionsaint's Avatar
Hahaha, they make it seem like the game contacts interactive porn, haha! The scene last maybe 30 seconds and you barely see anything.

Here it is the big porn scene hahaha!
Niero's Avatar
A solid effort by Geoff though, the only informed person in the room.

Its a good thing all that partial nudity from the movies that nutjob watched in the 80's didn't make her a wacky repressed cunt. Research also shows that parents don't talk to their kids about sex and they have to figure all that shit out by themselves, or better yet, in college when it's time to get drunk and explore the joys of rape! Research that!

Golgo 13, anyone?
Hamsizzla's Avatar
They say you control the sexual acts, DO WANT
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Cooper: “...but if you look at the statistics, who’s playing video games? Adolescent males, not their dads.”

Man, I feel bad for Geoff. He’s absolutely right: the psychologist and the panel were completely misrepresenting Mass Effect, and video games as a medium in general. It seems that any discussion of video games on the mainstream media just turns out to be a way for non-gaming adults to spout fallacies and propagate smear campaigns against video games. So, Martha...parenting is a chore, is it? It’s unfortunate that parents have to regulate what their children have access to? The government should do your job for you? Maybe you never should’ve had kids in the first place, if you weren’t ready for the task of raising them.
elagz's Avatar
i couldnt get through the first few hours of this game. I found it boring, mainly because of my ADD.

Anyways I bet very few kids under 18 would have the attention span to play through the whole game and even get the X-rated scenes as well. You really deserve it. Do you get any achievements for it?

If no, then you should.
lethaljim's Avatar
As the voice of reason, I think it would be correct to punch Cooper in the ovaries KEEEOOOORRRRR!
Jim Sterling's Avatar
I just ... I wish I was there. I wish I was in Geoff's seat (not that he didn't do admirably). I could answer he talk about "mostly adolescents" playing games by reminding her that the ACTUAL average gamer is 20 - 30 years old, I could laugh at her talk of "studies" with my own studies that show the exact opposite, I could just outlogic her faux logic so hard she'd lost that smug, smarmy grin pretty quick.

To quote the stupid woman herself -- "Let me at 'er, Martha."
Orionsaint's Avatar
The game industry never gives the proper response. They should be releasing a statement to press. That reads. This portion of the game last no less than 40 seconds and is not the main focus of the game.
TheBrain's Avatar
Also, I think I throw up a little everytime one of these people hearkens back to the good ol days of Pong and Pac-Man.
ultramarinus55's Avatar
Fuck her! She's the dirty skank who flamed down Kevin Nash when they were talkin about Benoit's death
Boolean's Avatar
"I could laugh at her talk of "studies" with my own studies that show the exact opposite"

Actually I have to comment on this. One defense that never gets used but I SO WANT someone to say is that when someone says "Well the University of Elves says that games have a damaging effect on young people" to just go "Actually the study I have here says that games turn 99% of people OFF violence, get them more friends and usually increase the amount of money they earn each year two fold". As soon as they say "Can you prove that statement?" you just say "Can you prove yours?". Combat BS with BS.
Fading_Star's Avatar
"I see dumb people."

That's nice.
Orionsaint's Avatar
FUCKING DINOSAURS!
RobotFart's Avatar
@TheBrain:
Awesome work! Hope you hear back from her, although I doubt that shameful fraud will have the guts to say anything when presented with the cold hard facts of JUSTICE!!
Orionsaint's Avatar
WOW! Video Games look like that now? DURRRR!!! IGNORANT FUCKS!!! Sorry for cursing so much. I'm just really upset right now.
joeisremy's Avatar
I hate that bitch anyone that doesnt take her side she attacks.
Ignignokt01's Avatar
I don't think its the videogames that are making me want to strangle these idiots.
BA Chieftain's Avatar
"Seeing these women as objects of desire, as these hot bodies. They don't show women as being valued for anything other than their sexuality."

This statement infuriates me to no end. Yes, video games are guilty of doing this... however, FAR FUCKING LESS than most other forms of media, notably movies and television. There are far more respectable women in video games than in god damn television. Look at Super Smash Bros.; Zelda, Peach, Samus... all hardcore badasses.

God I hate people.

And the fact that I'm a psychology major. *spits on myself*
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
I have to say that I'm not at all surprised by the kind of stuff like this. And especially after the Iraq stuff, we should have learned not to believe everything we are told, and that same mentality extends to games and the news.

Best way is for people to educate themselves, unfortunately many are too lazy to do even that, and settle for spoon fed lies and ignorance.

I've always said, the established media see games as a rival for peoples time and money, and will thus always seek to dumb the games industry down and focus on anything remotely negative about them. They fear the day people switch off the news and on their consoles.

I never trust these so called experts (even Hitler had some of them). It gets like the very draconian nations we are trying to topple every day. And the weird thing is these same propaganda pushing news outlet, take cheques for running game ads on their stations. It seems that developer/publisher money is good enough for them, but the truth about games isn't for their public.

Its no different in the U.K with Sky News or BBC either.
Fleet3000's Avatar
geoff is a thug and i give him a lot of props for going on FOX and actually trying to have a liberal view point on the topic.

that right winged bitch on the left in the beginning can go suck a chode. she has no idea what the research means, so instead she twists the data to represent her side of the argument.

i think i had about 5 "you've got to be kidding me" moments when my jaw just dropped at what these... artards are saying about the game industry.

my dad loves playing video games. LOVES them. and hes fuckin 60. given that he mostly plays gliding and flight simulators, they are video games nonetheless.

kids are NOT the majority gamers for god's sake, they're just blown a lot more out of proportion because it can make bs news.

geoff, again, man props.

@everyone

i am so glad we all have a decently level head about all this crap. i just wish people outside of our community LISTENED.
Fading_Star's Avatar
"Most shameful of all, however, is the pitiful reaction of host Martha MacCallum who answered the rightful claim that "it's up to parents to control what their kids are seeing," with "it is, unfortunately."

........
"Fox News:
News for the criminally inane!"
Orionsaint's Avatar
Coopers response to has she played Mass Effect, Noo(chuckle). As if it's beneath her, like please, like I would play that silly children's game. Someone needs to sit this bitch down in a chair with toothpicks holding her eyelids open and watch 30hrs of Mass Effect.
Shin Oni's Avatar
I love how the non gamers love to focus on sexual intercourses in a action/adventure game. Shows how dirty minds are these days for one thing. The other being that people who don't play games should still, STFU. It continues to make people look just as dumb as they are attacking a game will a small bit of sexual relations.

Seriously after the chick said she never played the game, I would've ended the conversation right there. It just goes back to people who bash a game they've never played. Reading up a bit on it, watching a few vids, then they think they know all about the game when clearly they don't.
Orionsaint's Avatar
"Darling, I gotta go with the research from the University of Maryland." The Video Game experts from the University of Maryland? Yeah right.
ceark's Avatar
http://www.amazon.com/review/product/1599211793/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_1?%5Fencoding=UTF8&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

if you wanna see something funny, you should see reviews of the book. Most people don't even read reviews, but if they see 1 star they just steer clear of it. serves her right.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
Dammit, now I'm so angry I can't go to sleep. Damn Fox News idiots!
Orionsaint's Avatar
Adult rating? It's porn now? WOW, just wow. America is more divided than I thought. These are the ignorant stupids at FOX NEWS
Farktoid's Avatar
I need to chime in here. The amount of sensationalism and berating recent games have received is just another nail in the coffin of the mainstream media. Trying to bring down a form of media that directly contests television has become, and will remain to be, a staple until the entire system flips over.

I'd also like to point out that becoming one with the Asari gal (no penetration at any point) requires a powerful amount of thought, rationalization, and just old fashioned flirting. Kind of like a REAL RELATIONSHIP.

Old media is a joke. I expect its death within 15 years.
brainpower4's Avatar
one day i hope to make enough money to buy out a news show and put some actual NEW on the air. honestly just based on supply and demand, there are currently no mainstream shows that portray game as anything short of devil worship, and most of the world prefers not to be lied to by cunt suckers with mail order degrees.

and could someone tell me why on earth they had that panelist part at the end? Rather than let the expert tell you something about the topic, we are given crap some idiot has trouble reading the back of a box. I honestly can't understand how anyone gets their news from TV any more.
Orionsaint's Avatar
This Blonde Fox News reporter seems a little surprised and blown away by the game during this report. Unlike cooper who never even bothered to play it. Blondie here did some cute little internet research on the game. At some point she realized, oh shit. This isn't a simplistic video game from the 80's. What I thought I was gonna find. This looks expensive, like a motion picture, with real characters, good acting. You can see it on her face through out this whole report. She almost wants to defend the game. She's seen the reality, while her ignorant panel is still in the dark ages.
Doglike's Avatar
I still can't believe that in 2008 these type of people exist.
Sharpless's Avatar
Fucking dammit. I read the GamePolitics transcription, and that's why I will NOT be watching this video. I am astounded by the sheer lack of professionalism displayed by Geoff's opponents. They played to the bulk of their audience, at the cost of maturity, rational behavior, and whatever journalistic integrity they may or may not have ever had. It's pathetic and appauling. I'm disgusted.

"Let me at 'em, Martha"? Fuck you. Get your own talk show, if you want to work your own agenda and call in your friends to help you gang up on your guests. You're on a major news network, so act like it.

What the hell are we supposed to do when that's who's against us, people who have no rhyme or reason, who bask in their own arrogance and sense of superiority as they and their cronies gang up on their "childish, game-playing" opponents? I would love to've seen Adam Sessler or Chris Kohler (they originally had contacted him) on there, people who wouldn't have taken any guff and would've talked their asses off.
Orionsaint's Avatar
Email - cooper@cooperlawrenceshow.com till you flood her email
naia-the-gamer's Avatar
It's obvious that they have their own agenda in these discussions and they never give the industry people a chance to talk, so they always end up looking more helpless than they should.

Something needs to be done about this. I'm serious. The industry needs someone who can reach out to the housewives. Someone who can sympathize with their desire to protect children from violence and sex and keep them "kids", but at the same time can educate people to realize that the video game industry isn't filled with depraved people.

Also games made by people other than Rockstar need some press.

I think Ninendo needs to bring some Wii's and DSes to Fox news and some smiles, but that's an aside.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar
If it wasn't a natural part of the developing mind to want to expose itself to nudity, why in the living, almighty FUCK would kids bother to look for it?
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar
Who wants to see a pair of boobs for the first time and be so surprised you shout "Whoa! What in the HELL are those?"
Necros's Avatar
Just when I think I can't hate Fox News any more...they prove me wrong. I can't believe there are people who still don't do their proper fucking research or ignore it in favor of a fucking agenda.
Orionsaint's Avatar
"What happened to Atari, Pinball and Pacman?"

What happened to Silent Movies and Black and White films?

What happened to Record Albums and 8track?

What happened, things evolved? I don't get it. I thought everything moved forward. Except video games. Which always stay the same. Aren't we still playing Pacman? What the hell.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar
Jim Sterling defending Mass Effect, now I've seen everything.
Orionsaint's Avatar
These slow dimwits do realize the Xbox 360 has parental controls right? It's kind of like making the arguement. If house's had no doors. We'd have less robberies. Well you do know that doors have locks right? It's up to the home owner to lock the doors in his house. It's up to the parents to set the parental controls on the 360.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
Major kudos to Geoff. Fuck all of that though, I'm really getting fed up with Fox News and mainstream media in general.
SourGr8pes's Avatar
If you wanted to push the bile to the tip of my throat, then Mission Accomplished.

This whole argument has the merit of complaining about a sideboob in an R rated movie: Utterly pointless.
And this coming from a society that grabbed the pitchforks and torches when Elvis would gyrate his hips...
hammburglar's Avatar
what kind of world are we living in where people are forced to take care of our own children. why cant my television and computer and the government do that for me.

oh and the other day i was playing halo and i shot my freind because i thought he had an overshield. damn i just cant tell the difference some times...according to a study
The_Psychopsilocybin's Avatar
FOX is news for old people. Anything said by them is null and void. They get you all scared up about anything out there. I tell you what, there is way worse things that kids could be doing now other than seeing virtual sex.

I also like how they say that kids won't be able to tell virtual sex from real sex. So by that logic, when kids watch this 2 minute scene they'll all think that its okay to have sex with any blue skinned alien that they see walking down the street! Oh the humanity!
Shin Oni's Avatar
We really should just start a cult against completely idiotic media/people against Video Games they know nothing of. Because I'm getting quite annoyed of Nintendo and whatnot getting praise for their casual greatness, yet games that are meant for their age, gets attacked when someone thinks out the box and throws out the game rating just so they can win a media fight.

seriously folks. If they have time to bitch and complain about 30 seconds of sex, we have time to bitch and complain about how stupid media continues to rub themselves to all.
zorniki's Avatar
Holy Moly!
These uneducated researcher-wannabe´s really need to do their homework sometimes. This report stinks.
Fovorite Quote:"I´m not gonna let ME into my house"

Sad, sad, sad...
Boolean's Avatar
How do we get Jim on TV?
Shin Oni's Avatar
Out of all those newscasters, the very last guy to speak was the only person who seemed somewhat educated on what to do. Even he still phailed but I can give him some love outside of Geoff.

gotta love how they cut off right when Geoff gets worked up. I wish to write hate mail towards Fox. Matter of fact, I may just do such a thing tonight.
Dennen's Avatar
When I watched this a few days ago, I was actually pretty upset about it. This is the same reason why I have been ranting lately about the need for there to be a new law about being unable to report on something in the news without getting all sides of the story, rather than the side that argues only for the title of it.

And being fair in it, that's the most important part of it.

Among the things I spotted wrong with this, here's my list!

1. A new video game leaving nothing to imagination: Overdone line, completely false once again. Mass Effect is not perfect in this sense, no game is.

2. Some parts of the game featuring full digital nudity: Again false. It happens once and it is not full digital nudity. You get a side boob and a very brief butt shot. There's worse in PG-13 movies.

3. The person that's playing the game gets to decide exactly whats going to happen between them: A practically completely false statement. The only control the player has is whether or not the scene happens at all.

4. Critics say the game is being marketed to kids and teenagers: Another lie. This lie on behalf of the critics moreso. This game was not marketed to kids and teenagers, and received no additional hype than any other game. Simple fact is that it is a video game, it had hype, thus critics just spouting bullshit trying to meet their quota like a cop pulling someone over for going 1 MPH over the speedlimit. These critics are archaeic thinkers and are still stuck in the NES/Atari Generation.

5. Cooper Lawrence's New Book: A failure on her part to not abide by the very words she is speaking. For someone who appears and speaks about "How boys see girls" I wonder why she wore her fancy getup and even had her book mentioned on the show? Her little "I'm a sexy gal in a girl power pose" she had going on for the cover of her book speaks exactly against the point she was trying to make. If she was actually serious about the situation, she wouldn't pose for her book or even mention it. She would let her words say what she is trying to convey and not gather attention to her book via the picture on the cover.

6. All that jazz about monitoring the time and the options: Complete lie once again. I'm surprised these people still have jobs.

7. The Statistics: According to Cooper, the statistics still say that adolescent males are playing video games. Despite that female gamers are on the rise and the actual average age of a gamer is in their twenties.

8. We all know the research says that violence has a desensitizing effect: Many things desensitize. They don't all get on fox news. And why is that? Because it's natural. People naturally become more and more desensitized as life goes on. What are we going to do, begin censoring that image where the ball tossed by the pitcher hits the bird in mid flight at a MLB game? I'm sure most have seen it. It was broadcast no less than 100 times on national news. Not censored once. Matter of fact, it was slowed down to the point where you can see the bird hit, feathers flying everywhere and all. Desensitizing is of no effect in our culture anymore.

9. The developing mind: A completely pointless notation that was ruled out when she claimed lies about the age and desensitization.

10. Objects of Desire: Sex Sells. No TV station or advertising board. No Magazine or Newspaper is void of this. And every publisher or distributor is guilty of selling sex at least a little bit. This is no more Bioware's fault than it is Fox News itself, or Miss Cooper for putting herself in that pose on her book.

11. It's a Man in this game deciding..: Again false. I also picked up that slight condescending tone on the "Man" part.

12. "Cooper have you ever played Mass Effect?" "No": This is the part where a lot of gamers get really huffy about "if you don't actually know what goes on in the game, what right do you have to speak about it?" In her defense, I do this at times myself on different topics. I think we all do. But she partially laughed when saying No, as if it was something extremely unbelievable. It was as though Geoff was asking her if she had ever masturbated in a public restroom. It was a simple question that did not need to be associated with the laugh. What does that laugh imply? It can imply many things. Perhaps she feels that games are below her, video games are smut, girls don't play video games, etc.. Whatever the reason, I think her scope is extremely narrow - and I now have a good idea of how well thought her book will be.

13. "[sarcasm] Right. And the young boys will be choosing not to have sex. That'll be what they choose. [/sarcasm]": That is not Biowares fault. The choice is there, but it is not forced. Bioware cannot control who gets their hands on an M Rated game, and what they do with it when they get home.

14. "Who can argue that Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas is a good thing?": Pretty much no one unless you just happen to be cruising the porn aisle, which i'm fairly certain there's a porno out there based on Star Wars. But that's the problem. This is not that scenario. This is an example of a misinformed little knowledged douchebag speaking to a large audience about things he knows nothing about. In reality, this is more of an example of "Luke Skywalkers meets Princess Leia in that slave outfit".

15. "I'm definitely not going to let Mass Effect into my house": The smartest thing coming on behalf of Fox News throught the entire segment. Parents have ultimate control. You don't want it in your house, don't let it. If your kid wanted to bring a rat into the house to keep as a pet, or a lizard they found in the front yard, would the parent allow it? Sure it's not going to cause the end of the world to come about, and it might be dangerous in some fashion - especially if mishandled. But it's up to the parents to make this call. But if little Timmy decides he wants to have big brother/sister or wants to test his luck at a store and then smuggle it into the home - it's still up to the parents to put precautions up to prohibit the experience.

16. "Once its in the house.. Not always supervised.": An excellent point, but as the microsoft response earlier in the segment said, there are multiple options available to parents to block this kind of content. Even if the parent is not around, if the child does not know the password - the child cannot play a game of that rating. Period. I say congrats to this person to not paying attention to the very talkings going on that were taking place no more than 5 feet away.

17. "Not sure why it didn't get an adults only rating": Interesting comment. Has she played the game? Doubt it. Did she read the cover of the box? Doubt it. Did she do any research at all? Doubt it. Is she just tossing her commentary in there so she can bring up some kind of contribution to the talks so her boss doesn't call her useless and fire her? You'd be sure as fuck that this was the case jimbob!

18. "This board that rates them needs to have their head examined.": Irony.. The Nuclear Hot Sauced Irony. The board does their jobs correctly and labels the game as it was supposed to be. But obviously the half of the newscasters have completely failed to properly research a game before speaking about it. If anything can be learned from this, it's that "Youtube is not supposed to do Your Job for you."

19. "What happened to Atari and Pinball and Pac-Man?": Firstly, she looks like she is in her early twenties. If she is much older than that to actually be around in Atari's big days, then I have to say kudos to keeping up the looks! Secondly, Pac Man was in 1980. A lot has changed since then. If we went on dependancy of the newscasters to bring things about to our attention, there's a hell of a lot to say about assassinations, murder, weapons, computing, consoles and almost everything else under the sun. It's their job to remain informed, especially in a group that makes a living to bring information to the public at large. When a person cannot fathom what is going on in the gaming market, considering the weeks of coverage on multiple 'game-related' ambulance chasers such as Jack Thompson, then they are obviously not doing their job.

The total of all of this? Somebody needs to start a petition of making multiple images, printing them out and every single one of them mailing Fox News with the bold letters across the image reading "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
Knives's Avatar
Someone should sue Bioware and Fox news for false advertisement =P.


But seriously, the amount of ignorance in there is incredible, and the worst part is that to the average fox viewer Geoff probably ends up looking like the fool just because he's the one with the different, even if truthful and educated, opinion.
Dennen's Avatar
Hot Damn that was a long post! Sorry guys and gals! I kind of got on a roll of a rant and didn't realize it was that long. I should have made it my first Blog Entry.

Ah well, what can I do now but apologize and promise you guys it'll never happen again.

But it could have been worse. It could have been a giant wall of text. At least I spaced it out and all, eh! Made it nice and pretty to read?.. Though, honestly, if it weren't my own post - i'd likely say to m'self "Too Long. Didn't Read."

Ah well, sorry again.
Dennen's Avatar
Additional Note. Just after the unfortunately note. She adds in "Even on your phone!"

Well firstly, Bioware is not at fault for The Internet. They cannot be held responsible for anything going on outside of their own web domain. Anybody speaking against video games should know that and remember that as they are speaking.

On a latter note. Most of my friends are female. They hold the same position on games as I do. They are just entertainment. At the most they affect my life, are inspiration, pure fun, a cure for boredom or an escape from daily life.

Also... Curious how she knew you could access porn on your phone... *squint*... I thought about that for a few seconds then became suddenly very curious. I assume if I mailed her and asked, that she would simply respond with a Cooperian Laughing No response... I just made that one up, Cooperian. I am quite proud of it.
Orionsaint's Avatar
Awesome post Dennen,bravo!
shagus's Avatar
How can she write a fucking book when she is so fucking stupid? Her book must be fucking retarded.
manta's Avatar
Reminds me of papers I've read and written regarding video games being the new "Rock and Roll" music (AKA known as the devil's music at the time). Rock and Roll was said to increase aggression, cause teenagers to rebel, and make underage kids have sex. Are we not seeing the exact same things with video games today? This has happened every generation. I'm just waiting/hoping to see what our gen is going to be all pissed off and worked up about and screaming "HEATHENS!"
Orionsaint's Avatar
Apparently she gets her research from the University of Maryland. Research tells her everything she needs to know. She never does research herself of course. She just checks out what research has to say and then spouts her venom on Fox News.
Elrando's Avatar
It's like a bukkake of stupidity and ignorance pouring out my monitor and speakers.

Seriously, I don't believe I've ever facepalmed so much is such a short period of time.
Tiauguinho's Avatar
The USA just keeps getting better! I dunno how you guys can handle living in a country full of neo-fascists and religious freaks. The fact that parents don't want to be responsible for their kids anymore is just great! Nanny state ftw! :P
ScottyG's Avatar
Big props to Geoff. He must have known that going on FOX news of all places to defend video games would be a losing battle, yet he did it anyways.

I mean, holy shit! The psycologist called him "darlin'", and the host used that tired cliche that "pandora's box has been opened".

Plus it's pretty hypocritical of FOX of all stations to lecture about how violence and sex desensitize kids.
cainball's Avatar
Can someone please tell me why I watch things like this when I know it is only going to make me angry? The cocks on this panel are poster children for enforced sterilisation.
AfroJoel's Avatar
@Elrando

LOL! Exactly.
duhJeenyus's Avatar
They're just mad that Democrats are garnering their viewers...pretentious pricks.


O_o
Kapkomi's Avatar
"Pandora's Box is open"

only because you don't know how to work the fucking lock! (parental control)
Ratcliff's Avatar
*sigh* it's just videogames turn, first it was rock and roll, TV and now Videogames.
DanGale's Avatar
Has anyone pointed out that her facts are wrong. She states that is was made for Microsoft's Xbox system. Well the last time I checked it wasn't. There's no way I can walk into a store and pick up Mass Effect on Microsoft's Xbox.

Now, if we are talking about the Xbox 360, well, yeah. I can buy it then.
mistic's Avatar
"Ignorance is bliss" seems to be the general idea when reporting on news-facts nowadays... who ever thought the Matrix would have such results? :-)
liam2015's Avatar
You're right jim. I want to be angry, i feel it, but it just becomes SO tiring, i'ts not worth it anymore. But I'm glad Geoff was there because, he obviously had a clear view on what was happening, even wth so much crap and lies being thrown in his face. So good for him.

Also, I always the thought that being a parent was to, you know, parent things, like your children. I guess i was wrong. But thats what the government and religion are for I guess.
CALkulon's Avatar
Wow...just wow. It's no wonder game struggle to get the recognition they deserve when you have a bunch of uninformed, ignorant and biased morons shouting down the one voice of reason in the room, without even one trying to constructively debate his points.

That video made me far angrier than I wanted to be first thing in the morning, bastards!
Cheeburga's Avatar
I love how they cut him off.
Dyson's Avatar
Holy fucking shit. I just got home and watched this trainwreck of a video and can only say one thing: I wish that games had taught me how to be a killer, because I would gladly, and without remorse, kill each and every person on this clip.

Really? Really? You honestly think that games should be regulated to the point that you don't actually have to act like a true parent? It's like they haven't heard of the ESRB; the panel that was formed because people couldn't spend five fucking seconds to watch the game that they had bought for their own child.

America=Epic fail.
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar
Im amazed that people on here are suprised that Fox news would run a sensationalist and poorly researched segment and disguise it as "news". Seems to me they have been doing that for years.

And want to talk about warping the minds of the kids? What about all the shows on Fox television? Certainly Family Guy or whatever reality show they are running involving the winners gangbanging a midget is more of an assault on the children than sideboob.

So yeah, Fox turns out more one sided, ill informed, sensationalist garbage. This time its about video games instead of politics. Nothing out of the ordinary here.
Torzelan's Avatar
"*whine with incorrect facts*" "Have you played it?" "No! lolz" Ok...

Oh wow, couldn't even listen to half of this, got way too embarrasing... Cooper is [censored]*, and from what I heard (and I would have loved to hear it all but the idiocy of the others is too much) Geoff needs much love and appreciation.

*What I think about her is censored, she on the other hand unfortunately isn't....
The Boston Rag's Avatar
Every single person who doesn't know shit about the video game they're discussing, or hasn't played it can go get shot out behind my house. Seriously, get fucked.

I hope everyone on that panel and Cooper get raped and run over by a car today.
Axle's Avatar
Email sent to Ms Lawrence. Too . . . Long .