Ever since I originally posted about those Mario Kart 8 toys at McDonald's, I've been meaning to get out to one and pick up one of them, but I have yet to do so. In the event you've been trying to figure out whether or not you want to spend the money to purchase one of the toys, here's a compilation of each one, which makes every racer look decidedly terrifying. Especially with how vacant Peach looks.
I mean, the entire promotional campaign surrounding these toys has been a little disturbing. Look at those dead eyes. When the camera pans toward the figure, it looks a little like it's plotting my demise. I don't know. I think I still want one of these figures, probably. Perhaps this video will aid you in making an educated buying decision.
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