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Lucky little tosspot gets BioShock a week before release date

9:17 AM on 08.15.2007, Jim Sterling 56 comments

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A little bit of fun from the NeoGaf forums. A user posted a picture of his newly purchased Xbox 360 elite with a copy of Madden 08 and ... is that ... BioShock? Yes, apparently he wandered into a Toys R' Us and there it was, a standard copy of BioShock available to buy a week before the official street date. As is the way with anything on the Internet, the integrity of the poster was called into question because nobody, ever, is allowed to know or have something that others don't. The critics were silenced, however, when the hapsome gamer opened up the case and took a picture of the sweet disc inside (picture below). Best of all was this comment from the world's first BioShock owner:

I haven't been hyped about the game much, but that 1upshow special made it look damned good. I was buying an Elite, TRU had that buy Madden, get other game for 50% off, so I decided I will gamble with 30 bucks.

As another on the message board pointed out, what brutal irony it is that the one person to own BioShock right now is one of the few not hyped for the thing. He got it half price, too. Yeah, I know what you're thinking and I'm thinking the same thing -- let's find out where he lives and grab some pitchforks. This will not stand!


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shipero's Avatar
shipero at 08/15/2007 09:17
I'll bring the torches.
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TheExit at 08/15/2007 09:19
I actually drove around yesterday looking for an early release copy! HAHA, damn I wish I found one. I'm gonna go scope again today.
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tazarthayoot at 08/15/2007 09:20
OMG That dude got Madden 1 day late.
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brainderailment at 08/15/2007 09:21
@TheExit, you should go to walmarts and targets and just ask if they have a copy in the backroom, tell them that the game was supposed to come out this week and they usually don't know the difference.
BlackDove's Avatar
BlackDove at 08/15/2007 09:22
I cry fowl.

Yes. Fowl.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 08/15/2007 09:22
*injects anal rape plasmid into left arm*

Locked and loaded. Let's go.
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jerrt at 08/15/2007 09:26
man, i would pay $30 bucks right now for that game. oh well.
codballs's Avatar
codballs at 08/15/2007 09:27
@BlackDove - You cry chickens? I'd see a doctor about that. You should only be crying tears.
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bluemeep at 08/15/2007 09:27
This is like Charlie finding the golden ticket and saying he's diabetic but would go on Wonka's tour anyway because apparently there's a swell gift shop at the end.
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h3lios at 08/15/2007 09:29
At least you guys can get the game. Here in India, we'd prolly have to wait till December to even see it in stores.
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Pedro Blandino at 08/15/2007 09:32
time to raid toysRus..
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TheExit at 08/15/2007 09:34
I'm off to Toys R Us or possbily Wal-Mar to scope today. I'll try what u said Brainderailment and let you know if I get a copy. That'd be golden if I do.
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Cry Wolf at 08/15/2007 09:36
*cocks shotgun*

Where are we headed folks?
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Professor Pew at 08/15/2007 09:40
According to the collected info on a [url=http://www.joystiq.com/2007/08/15/some-toys-r-us-stores-selling-bioshock-early/]JoyStiq[/url[ post, you should be able to quicky grab it from your local Toys'R'Us. Bastards.
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Elrando at 08/15/2007 09:42
Bastard.

Stand back people, I'll handle this with my Kung Fu's.
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deanhatescoffee at 08/15/2007 09:43
Too bad Toys'R'Us doesn't sell PC games...
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Professor Pew at 08/15/2007 09:47
bbcode fail, retry for the lazy: here
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brad drac at 08/15/2007 09:51
Bah, who needs bioshock? I just reinstalled good olde system shock 2. It should keep me entertained For the next couple of weeks.


...That bastard...
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-D- at 08/15/2007 09:53
So you're telling me that some dicknozzle that had to have Madden snagged a highly anticipated game that he probably won't even play/care for? ARGH!
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smackifilia at 08/15/2007 10:03
Apparently that was happening at a lot of Toys R Us's. Not mine though, and only for 360. If you really want a laugh you should check out the speculation being thrown around on the 2kGames forum. Those nerds are straight losing their minds.
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Scandalous at 08/15/2007 10:04
(in a voice) sommebody got fired.
horray for fuck^s.
lucky bastage.
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Neonie at 08/15/2007 10:21
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Copesetic at 08/15/2007 10:24
I knew there was a reason I hated tosspots.
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sazemaster at 08/15/2007 10:34
AAAAAARGHH!!
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Falkonite at 08/15/2007 10:37
Imagine what that would run for on eBay? especially when it's someone who doesn't really care about the game, he'd easily make his money back since he didn't even pay full price for it..
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PwnDaddy at 08/15/2007 10:38
I'm going to Jacksonville right after work to look for one, one of the Toys R Us deosn't, but they are Legion, and there are a few more stores I haven't called yet.
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robotplague at 08/15/2007 10:39
If I didn't pre order the special edition at a different location I'd be all over this. Last time I tried something like this I had the ACTUAL DS LITE in my hand at Wal-Mart 3 days before launch and they stopped me at the register. Fuckers.
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PiKo at 08/15/2007 10:57
@robotplague

Thats why you gotta use the self check out lanes. That's what I do when I find stuff at walmart early, it has yet to fail me.
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Topher Cantler at 08/15/2007 11:00
@TheExit- Awesome avatar, that album is win.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 08/15/2007 11:01
Define tosspot please. I failed Limey colloquialisms in highschool.
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ian_esq at 08/15/2007 11:01
I want my goddamn broken xbox to come back to me from microsoft so I can have it in time for this game!

I just wish i could even play the demo
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 08/15/2007 11:25
Blocker:

A tosser is a wanker. To toss is to wank. I am merely assuming here, but I can only guess a tosspot has always just been a jar full of spunk.
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mikeohara at 08/15/2007 11:47
from my pitiful understanding of the retail industry, this can cost TRU a shitload of money. Target got fined out the ass for breaking street on the DS Lites and had to pay a fine for each one sold.
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TheExit at 08/15/2007 11:48
No dice here in Canada. The toys r us chick was getting calls evey 5 mins here. She lost her mind, then I explained and said, no shipment yet. Looks like Canada has to wait until the 21st. Maybe I'll drive over the Buffalo and scope it out there. Its only a half hour drive.
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Snaileb at 08/15/2007 11:49
dick nozzle.. lol
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Joseph Leray at 08/15/2007 12:04
Isn't a dick nozzle really just a urethra?
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 08/15/2007 12:09
Thank you Lord Sterling.

@ ian_esq
I feel ya. Monday after work I flipped on the ol' box to start downloading the demo. Lo and behold, the red rings of death. Of course, I flipped the fuck out. God bless the towel trick though. It actually worked!!!
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ohgr89 at 08/15/2007 12:33
fuck. checked a toyrus, a target, and a walmart all near me. no good. i'm gonna have to talk to the people at the target i work at and work for getting one, hahah.
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Oni at 08/15/2007 12:43
What's this Bioshock game I keep hearing about? I think it might be kind of a big deal or something, but I'm just not sure.
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TheExit at 08/15/2007 13:16
Our Blockbuster here in Welland has copies but won't release it early. Damn it!
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Expiration at 08/15/2007 13:56
'Tis confirmed. I walked into a local Toys R Us at lunchtime today and picked a copy up. The clerk asked me, "Is this game pretty popular? I've been getting a lot of calls about it today." Hmmm I wonder why he's been getting those calls? Thank you internetwebs!
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PetiePal at 08/15/2007 14:09
More like let's find out who broke street date so we can go get it ;)
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Wargasmic at 08/15/2007 15:51
His gamertag is Drunk 18yr Girl - He's on my friends list, sent me a picture of his bioshock/madden. He's playing it right now. Bastard.
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ohgr89 at 08/15/2007 16:33
a pic from joystiq with the receipt revealed that it was from north jersey or somewhere i dont know about, i went to one store earlier who played dumb, then just called another store. apparently that one had sold some copies but received an email not to sell anymore. so if you didnt get it yet, youre probably fucked with us.
Christian's Avatar
Christian at 08/15/2007 17:13
Forget BioSchlock. Next week is Two Worlds and Stranglehold!
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TehBoognish at 08/15/2007 18:54
spunk??
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SR388 at 08/15/2007 19:11
Today at the store I work at we got about three emails reminding us that Bioshock, can be not sold, displayed, or anything of the sort till the street date. So given the seriousness of these emails I am going to say that toys-r-us have messed up and let the game slip out early. I wonder what 2k will have to say to the TRU. I am sure they must have some sort of legal actions they can take.

We also got about a half dozen calls concerning the release date of the game.

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ridley80 at 08/16/2007 00:14
That's funny because at the store I work at, we can't physically sell something before the release date even if we wanted to. The computer won't let us.
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