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Lucky little boy gets PSP crammed with porn


9:00 AM on 04.14.2009
Lucky little boy gets PSP crammed with porn photo



Six-year-old Eliso Tovar was given a late Christmas present by his mother recently in the form of a PSP. Unfortunately, it turned out to be the gift that kept on giving, when it was discovered that the console, freshly purchased from Walmart, was stuffed to the digital gills with delicious porn.

Alarm bells were already ringing when the console's wallpaper was discovered to be a woman with her bulbous funtumors hanging out. It only got worse when "hundreds of pornographic images" were found by the bemused boy. Walmart has offered a free PSP game to go with the system by way of recompense, but the mother wants a whole new PSP, apparently unwilling to touch one that has been tainted by sick filth and could now transmit AIDS, even when all the pictures are deleted.

Which is a bit of a waste of time, really. Eliso's got a taste for the stuff now, and he'll just put a load more on when nobody's looking. That disgusting little pervert.






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