Sony has released a ton of utterly astounding photographs of douchebags waving a PlayStation Move around, letting the world know that in order to enjoy the PS3 waggle-dong, you need to look like an impossibly smarmy prick.
If you've ever wanted to see almost one hundred images of youngsters being forced to look like they're having fun with a dildo, then today is your lucky day. Some of these shots are truly incredible, like Sony went out of its way to make the most gloriously fake-ass, douchebaggy photographs known to man.
I freakin' love it when publishers produce "lifestyle" shots of their products. Their warped, shrink-wrapped presentation of reality is hilarious.
Luigi is rockin' it hardcore! The upcoming New Super Mario Bros. U expansion, New Super Luigi U, is ready to drop on eShop on June 20 for $19.99. Not only that, there will be a special standalone disc, which doesn't require y...more
Uggggh... a new Mario & Sonic at the Winter Olympics is coming to the Wii U. Why am I not surprised? The game will take place in Sochi, Russia, the site of the 2014 Olympic Winter Games, and will use a combination of Wii ...more
If you're a jaded hardcore gamer, and if you've ever complained that the new generation of "dumbed down" console gamers are the bane of life, prepare to feel justified. The arrival of Super Metroid on Wii U demonstrates the d...more