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Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots


8:00 AM on 09.06.2011
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo



Sony has released a ton of utterly astounding photographs of douchebags waving a PlayStation Move around, letting the world know that in order to enjoy the PS3 waggle-dong, you need to look like an impossibly smarmy prick. 

If you've ever wanted to see almost one hundred images of youngsters being forced to look like they're having fun with a dildo, then today is your lucky day. Some of these shots are truly incredible, like Sony went out of its way to make the most gloriously fake-ass, douchebaggy photographs known to man.

I freakin' love it when publishers produce "lifestyle" shots of their products. Their warped, shrink-wrapped presentation of reality is hilarious.

Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo
Lots of douchey PlayStation Move 'lifestyle' shots photo





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