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Destructoid is having an E3 party and you're invited!

Come watch the spectacle of 50 midgets set on fire as we hurl gasoline-soaked Neo Geos into their mouths! Just kidding -- it's just an open bar karaoke party -- but that doesn't mean it won't be AN EPIC NIGHT OF SONG as inebriated members of the gaming community at large sing their favorite songs at one of downtown LA's most fun hoedowns! It's a little-known fact that Destructoid has -- dare I say -- the most talented karaoke singers in the game journo circle. As per Dale's request, all should practice the art of sneaking the word "b*tch" into your songs before attending.

One catch: space is limited! Please RSVP at http://www.karE3oke.com. Everyone over 21 is invited and there's no dress code, so come as unwashed as you please. I'd like to thank Hammersuit and GamersGate for helping us put this party together, and Ben, Dale, Dyson, Chad, Nick, and Justin for birthing this peculiar fetus. Hope you can make it -- it's gonna be epic! Did I mention open bar?








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Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 11:23
Dale North
Remind me to teach you all the official Destructoid "Bitch" Karaoke game when you get there.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 12:35
Colette Bennett
BitchI believe I can fly....
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 12:39
Jonathan Ross
A whole new worrrrrllllddddddd, bitch
darkwhitehair's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 12:40
darkwhitehair
I wanted to ask you guys... Ive been looking for a good place to buy a PC from... are retailers like iBuypower dependable? I notice that a lot of these online retailers charge a lot less money than HP or Alienware... but I read on the forums that their hardware fail a lot of the time...

anyone? know a good place to buy a gaming rig for cheap?
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 12:40
Ben Perlee
So Excited! Could this top the E3 Karaoke party?! Just maybe!
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 12:40
Ben Perlee
Oh, I fail. I meant could this top the GDC Karakoke party. Now it has to!
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 12:53
aaronf
I'm there!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 12:58
Chad Concelmo
"I just called to say, *bitch* I love you!"
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:07
Dimly
"You might as well face it, bitch, you're addicted to love..."
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:14
naia-the-gamer
Disney Extravaganza!!

...

Wait, open bar you say?!
CaptainBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:14
CaptainBlue
June 1st is my birthday! To bad I'm only turning 20...And i live no where near you guys...
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:16
Knivy
I have finals that week, as long as I don't have any that day I'm in.
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:38
coffeesash
I wish I could go ;_;
Polo Guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:39
Polo Guy
@darkwhitehair ibuypower's customer service was horrible when I got my first laptop 4 years ago. Maybe they've gotten better, but when I finally got it replaced it had a new problem that I just gave up on. But for the first 3 months while it worked I was happy. I eventually gave it to Hamza and he never used it.
Fiat Goose's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:43
Fiat Goose
this is an awesome bar. Place gets crazy on weekends.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:44
smurfee mcgee
I may drive all the way there just to clean out the open bar.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:44
Holyetheline
Wish I lived close enough near there... Sucks that I don't.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:47
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I USED IT AT PAX LAST YEAR POLO GUY! SHIT!
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:50
CypherVR
i got the same message on my facebook acct. but as much as i want to go - i can't. i'm up in the northeast-edinboro,pa.

I hope there's a sort of live feed/chat video thingy
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:52
Joe Burling
I am thizzere.

God I'm white
tigerfangred91's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 13:55
tigerfangred91
My high school graduation is that night.

To be honest, I'm considering skipping it to be at this dtoid party.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 14:22
Wexx
Bah, I saw this on facebook earlier, and not only will I not be there, I'm not 21 :(
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 14:30
Chronic Logic
Bring back some pictures!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 14:43
Darren Nakamura
I will be there.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 14:45
Darren Nakamura
Double awesome: this is right next to a metro rail stop. I won't even have to drive there. MORE DRINKS FOR ME!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 14:53
Samit Sarkar
SAMIT SARKAR WILL BE THERE TO ROCK YOUR FAAAAAAAACES OFF, BITCHES
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 14:58
Chris Carter
My goal will be to sing I'm on a boat with Samit, and Jim playing the part of T-Pain.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 15:04
KyleGamgee
Samit, I don't think you're playing the *bitch* game right.

See you there man.
Sachin Agarwal's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 15:09
Sachin Agarwal
I will motherfucking stab the first motherfucker who does a rap song "ironically". Keep that shit to your shitty ass strip mall sports bar.
Sup3rt3d's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 15:29
Sup3rt3d
I will be there... All the way from the good ol' U of K!
Clayton S Chan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 15:30
Clayton S Chan
Um, do I have to sign up on Facebook? Can I just RSVP here? I onlt RSVP for karaoke parties on "Faces Rocked Off Book".

Sachin: What if I just decide to do a rap song?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:35
Jim Sterling
All she wants to do is dance, bitch!
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:59
Kyle MacGregor
Over 21...god damn I hate being twenty.
Zeiss's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 18:09
Zeiss
Damn, I wish I didn't live that far from there T_T

Next year definitely I'm going to PAX
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 22:14
Jon B
Oh, Dtoid. Sending me a Facebook invite was just mean. You know I can't come.
Trojanman88's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 03:36
Trojanman88
I intend to have 9/11 memorabilia autographed by Jim, damn it!
DigitalD562's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 07:01
DigitalD562
I signed up on Facebook just so I could RSVP! I usually hate kareoke but this is too damn good to pass up.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 12:22
Brian Szabelski
Man, I wish I could go :(
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 00:33
norm9
Open bar!!! I'm there.
davidvilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2009 02:09
davidvilla
I will motherfucking stab the first motherfucker who does a rap song "ironically". Keep that shit to your shitty ass strip mall sports bar.
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davidvilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2009 02:10
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philly387's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 00:34
philly387
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philly387's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 18:32
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I'm excited for the karaoke game. I'm excited for E3 too!
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