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It really is that simple for the genetically blessed - if you look great, you'll get paid to do simple/easy/stupid things. The proof lies in this 'making of' for a commercial in Japan for Sega's 15th anniversary of Puyo Puyo!. Japanese mega-model Yuri Ebihara has sold countless digital cameras for Fujifilm and shrimp fillet sandwiches (and they're absolutely delicious) for McDonald's, and recently she's getting paid to push PSP and DS games.

While we realize the that 'making of' clip is edited down, it couldn't have been much more complicated than it looks. She comes in, sprawls herself across a chair, plays a bit of Puyo Puyo! on the Nintendo DS, says a few lines, and walks out with a ton of flowers. I'm sure her fat paycheck was in the mail after that.

Gorgeous as she may be, she couldn't even get a simple line (which translates to "I love Puyo Puyo!") correct at first. That's okay, she's a looker - we'll let it slide.

Hmm, I wonder if we could get her for a Destructoid commercial.

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Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 11:47
Joe Burling
Want me to call her for you?
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 11:51
HawtPawkitHero
Destructoid. Commercial.... /SPLOOGE!
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 12:09
Yashoki
Yes! We need an commercial for Dtoid with hot Asian girls yelling at their White DSs. Or even better! Hot robots yelling a their DSs D:
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 12:14
Creamsnake
God, why do you torment me? I love shrimp fillet sandwiches but you made me allergic!

Also, there's the whole hot chicks thing...
invisible universe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 12:17
invisible universe
I think I'd rather see the DS transform into a hulking, D-toid robot and melt her with eye lasers. Then he gets a beer from the fridge and flies out the window.
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 12:19
Magesx
Is it wrong that I dont share the common Asian fetish?
pkhilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 12:40
pkhilson
No it isn't wrong, I don't either haha. Although her eyes aren't THAT slanted.

"TEE-HEE-HEE!"
shadow300z's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 12:40
shadow300z
Hey, that's me!
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 12:48
emotaku
*fap*
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 13:05
Sharpless
I think the Destructoid commercial should feature Nicole Kidman and Yuri Ebihara in an epic DS battle to the death. While "The Touch" plays.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 13:16
Joe Burling
Only if it's a battle to the death...

ripping clothes off could replace the death part, too...
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 13:35
deanhatescoffee
Shrimp sandwiches at McDonalds? Talk about a lawsuit waiting to happen...
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 15:51
Mxyzptlk
Why is it that Japanese women babbling in their crazy moonspeak never ceases to be adorable?
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 17:34
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Hey, I'm a reasonably good looking guy. Can I sell some Sonys too? You know, to appeal to the elusive [u]Women On The Internet™[/u]
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2007 17:36
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
I thought cool kids used BBCode... Am I not cool enough, Niero?
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