Also, perhaps the hand-sanitizer is so you can eat hygienically after touching lots of strange doorbells while trick or treating?
And yes I am desperate :)
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Lollipop Chainsaw's bloodsoaked Halloween goodie bag
Publishers send some weird things that mostly just clutter up my office (especially at this time of the year, this room looks like I've just moved with all the boxes). At least with this Lollipop Chainsaw Halloween bag, I can eat the evidence. Contained in this official San Romero Knights sports bag is a selection of candy fun for the Halloween season, including branded lollipops, body part sushi, and gummy band-aids. There is also a foam chainsaw, cheerleader pom-poms, a notebook and hand-sanitizer for some reason. That thing attached to the notebook is a USB drive with a new trailer that will go live on Halloween itself, so keep watching on Monday for that bad boy to drop. Now I am going to eat all this candy. Because fat. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Oh man, I love Gummi things. Even band-aids, presumably. Want, badly.
Also, perhaps the hand-sanitizer is so you can eat hygienically after touching lots of strange doorbells while trick or treating? Hey Jim, you no fat! You just fancy man who is British and big boned. So, go ahead and eat all that candy!! Damn I needed a new body bag! And all those candys I could use as bait. :P hand sanitizer could help with all the blood. Oh my god, pleeeeaaaase sell these to me. I am a huuuuuge Grasshopper fan!!! Please!!!
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