What an amazing newpaper cover image! This comes from Peru-based Destructoid reader Giancarlo, who says that this image is from one of the most serious newspapers in his country. Here's roughly how the front page of this newspaper reads:
Are they sure he's getting that GEAR from the Russia? It looks like it's on loan from Epic Games! Nice shoop, Peru21!
Hit the jump to see a bigger image of the newspaper's front page.
[Thanks for the 'billion' correction, all]