Lock up your daughters: New info on Bioware's Sonic RPG

It's such a weird combination that it might just work.

If mario worked as an RPG then this may work as well. Who knows?

Ok, it's contest time.

The person who makes the best NON-PORNOGRAPHIC photoshop of what this game might be like gets a hand made illustration of Sonic and Mr Destructoid picking up chicks and the Little Debbie snack cake of their choosing.

I'll start.

What you talking 'bout Goblin?

Sonic sucks. He was fun when he was a hedgehog that ran really, really fast. When he got a personality, it was over.

I saw the screen shots, it looks pretty at least.

Everyone should take a moment to revel in how your past-self would react if you mailed a copy of nintendo power boasting exclusive coverage of a *sonic the hedgehog* *RPG* 10 years or so into the past...

CHANGE YOUR NAME CALL YOURSELF TRON KNOTTS OR PUT TRON OR KNOTSS IN THE MIDDLE OF NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Lol

Johnathan Holmes,

On the main page you can read the entire article, the "jump" is the link, or the article itself we click on to get to your story.

Usually on the main page a small % of the article is shown and once the "jump" is clicked we get to read the rest of the article.

Hope this helps!

Thanks Mix! Thing is though, I don't see no stinking jump, nor do I imply there is a jump.

Or do I? (cue Twilight Zone theme)

Will this be the game that finally gets me to get off my ass and buy a DS? Probably not, but when I do eventually get a DS (and it will happen one of these days, I swear), this is one of the games I'll probably be getting for it.

*breathes in hardcore like Ace*

The jump is more a term than anything. If you replace jump with the word link, it would make more sense.

It's just how we readers get from the main page over to your written article, by the link "jump" and basically your entire article can be read from the main page. Hence, before the jump (or link) so unless someone is posting a comment there would be no need to click on your link (jump) to read the "rest" of the story.

*gasps for air*

Hope this helps even moar!

Oh hey I've seen this story before

Oh Phoenix, you big silly.

Your C-blog was good, but it did not have the Jeux-France pics or the GoNintendo info. That's what makes our two blogs different.

But it's true, you did a blog about the game yesterday.

Everyone go read it right now.

Hopefully this willhelp you out some more, as I am pretty sure what I have done here is mostly correct...lol

The picture below, is exactly what we readers see on the main page about your article, and the X's represent what we can click on to "jump" on over to your actual page for comments and such. As far as i know this is what the "jump" is being reffered to.

It's not necessarily a view story icon or tab we see, it's the hyper links. and as it is now your entire article can be read with out clicking on the links, to get to where we are now, posting comments.

Epic Image Shooping:
[img=http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4774/jumphx2.th.jpg]

ah fuck!

Mix, you deserve some sort of award. Maybe a Little Debbie snack cake or something.

Thing is though, when I click the title, the comments, or the pic, I get the story. Did you check it again? Maybe right when the story went live, there was some glitch that corrected itself or something.

Anyway, you want a snack cake?

I'm definetly not going to have Tails in my party.

I didn't want to be some creeper that just adds cool people (and writers..lol) to their list without them adding you back.

"No seriously I know all the Destructoid editors/writers AND the creator"

"Dude stfu"

"Want proof? Check out my friends list"

"Man you ARE cool"

I think that drives some points home with some people, you know who you all are...lol

Please, Bioware, kill off almost everyone but Sonic...

Bioware and RPG= good... Bioware-helmed RPG on DS= iffy.... Bioware-helmed RPG about a retarded idiot character=shit. But I have a DS... I'll probably have this a few weeks after it comes out. I've been wrong before! ..........Once.

rofl

well it cant get anyworse right?!?!?

That pic made me shiver.