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Liz Hurley as Bayonetta? Platinum thinks it would work photo

Oh, Elizabeth Hurley, my teenage self remembers your lad's mag photographs well. Quite fitting that my former wank material has been mentioned as a live action counterpart to my current wank material, with Platinum Games naming her as somebody who could don the hairsuit and portray Bayonetta, star of Bayonetta.

"For Bayonetta, it would be Elizabeth Hurley," explained Hideki Kamiya when asked about a Bayonetta movie and who would play the characters. 

Yet further proof that Kamiya is not gay, as his baldness apparently suggests. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to imagine Bayonetta and Elizabeth Hurley scissoring like maniacs in a hot German sauna. It is going to be the best thing I ever imagine in my life.


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Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 12:42
Tarvu
Hahahaha.

Filthy.
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 12:46
dj-anon
I think this is the first time tribadism has been used in a gaming blog. *thumbs up*
Arianol's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 12:48
Arianol
Jim you really must see a doctor.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 12:49
Tarvu
He's british, it happens.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 12:49
MasterBalls
Ah Jim. I knew this post was yours from the word "wank". Rule Britanna.
shinryu108's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 12:51
shinryu108
I was thinking of someone more along the lines of Sarah Palin, but eh
Anjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 12:55
Anjo
Jesus, Jim. Jesus Christ.
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:08
Lil Jorsche
Hmm..? Would a girl be offended if I called her "wank material"? Guess ill go find out...
Sobaskets's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:11
Sobaskets
This is an abomination of an article
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:11
Ganjookie
lol the Circle of Wank is nor complete.

Lets remember this is not about a circle jerk....
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:12
Jim Sterling
"This is an abomination of an article"

No it's not.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:13
Tarvu
This article is of an abomination.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:13
GoldenGamerXero
Careful Jim! You might catch Wanker's cramp the most horrible of all British dieases!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:16
MrSadistic
Isn't she like 92 now?
heyricochet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:21
heyricochet
Needs ass implants.
HeadWoundCity's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:24
HeadWoundCity
HAWT
matrixdude171's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:38
matrixdude171
No, just no. That face doesn't match up at all.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 13:57
Los255
Not her. Please.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 14:08
Occams electric toothbrush
That's the same pose she gets in when she visits her OBGYN.
Ace Flibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 14:14
Ace Flibble
Liz Hurley - 44 and still got the best rack in British cinema.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 14:53
timtheterrible
Hugh Grant is an idiot.
bangra's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 14:57
bangra
fuck noo... they should rather get that cosplay chick, that that used copy of a 90's sex idol from the point of view of a guy who never got nearer to a vagine than of the one gave birth to him.
frozenbabylon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 14:59
frozenbabylon
You'd have to shrink the fucking shit out of Liz's head to make it work. Bayonetta has a seriously tiny fucking head on her frame.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 15:09
timtheterrible
@ bangra

What?
gabapenteado's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 15:37
gabapenteado
I think there's a mistake with this article

where's the extensive gallery of miss hurley?
InfraredChimera's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 15:53
InfraredChimera
How about Kate Beckinsale would work too imo.
MCChampaignMillionaire's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 16:01
MCChampaignMillionaire
Oh yes...
residentevil808's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 16:11
residentevil808
hell no stop copinyng games its not very polite games has its own style so does movies so shoo shoo fly away!
artha14's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 17:05
artha14
Dude you really gotta stop mastubating it's gettin to starting to spread jim.
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 17:21
dj-anon
Kate Beckinsale:
Nope, Beckinsale is just too hot to be Bayonetta.
mackie junior's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 17:44
mackie junior
"Bayonetta and Elizabeth Hurley scissoring like maniacs in a hot German sauna."

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TheGlue29's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 17:46
TheGlue29
Jim, you need a girlfriend. Your obsession with Bayonetta is almost as disturbing as Ned Beatty's spotlight scene in Deliverance.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 18:23
Jim Sterling
"Jim, you need a girlfriend."

But my wife would hate that.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 18:45
Qraze
that is not sna...Bayonetta! i would rather have the Baroness chick from that awful awful awful g.i. joe movie. awful movie.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:01
Jonathan Holmes
I'd prefer Tera Patrick. Her head is smaller.

iysabella's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:06
iysabella
perfect.
shinigamiDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 22:42
shinigamiDude
The chick that play as Bayonetta in Nonstop climax trailer is also awesome.
triclops41's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 00:23
triclops41
Mmm, Elizabeth hurley.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 13:51
Corak
Not a bad choice for the voice, but while Hurley is hot IMO she doesn't have the ass for the part.
J Travolta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 06:38
J Travolta
HAHAHA I love the thing about former to current wank material, literally laughed my ass off, oh shit where did it go (damn i try to hard to be funny and fail) ...
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