Oh, Elizabeth Hurley, my teenage self remembers your lad's mag photographs well. Quite fitting that my former wank material has been mentioned as a live action counterpart to my current wank material, with Platinum Games naming her as somebody who could don the hairsuit and portray Bayonetta, star of Bayonetta.
"For Bayonetta, it would be Elizabeth Hurley," explained Hideki Kamiya when asked about a Bayonetta movie and who would play the characters.
Yet further proof that Kamiya is not gay, as his baldness apparently suggests. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to imagine Bayonetta and Elizabeth Hurley scissoring like maniacs in a hot German sauna. It is going to be the best thing I ever imagine in my life.
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12:40 PM on 10.19.2009
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Filthy.
Lets remember this is not about a circle jerk....
No it's not.
What?
where's the extensive gallery of miss hurley?
Nope, Beckinsale is just too hot to be Bayonetta.
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But my wife would hate that.