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12:40 PM on 10.19.2009, Jim Sterling

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Liz Hurley as Bayonetta? Platinum thinks it would work photo

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Oh, Elizabeth Hurley, my teenage self remembers your lad's mag photographs well. Quite fitting that my former wank material has been mentioned as a live action counterpart to my current wank material, with Platinum Games naming her as somebody who could don the hairsuit and portray Bayonetta, star of Bayonetta.

"For Bayonetta, it would be Elizabeth Hurley," explained Hideki Kamiya when asked about a Bayonetta movie and who would play the characters.

Yet further proof that Kamiya is not gay, as his baldness apparently suggests. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to imagine Bayonetta and Elizabeth Hurley scissoring like maniacs in a hot German sauna. It is going to be the best thing I ever imagine in my life.

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40 comments | showing # 1 to 40

Tarvu

Hahahaha.

Filthy.

dj-anon

I think this is the first time tribadism has been used in a gaming blog. *thumbs up*

Arianol

Jim you really must see a doctor.

Tarvu

He's british, it happens.

MasterBalls

Ah Jim. I knew this post was yours from the word "wank". Rule Britanna.

shinryu108

I was thinking of someone more along the lines of Sarah Palin, but eh

Anjo

Jesus, Jim. Jesus Christ.

Lil Jorsche

Hmm..? Would a girl be offended if I called her "wank material"? Guess ill go find out...

Sobaskets

This is an abomination of an article

Ganjookie

lol the Circle of Wank is nor complete.

Lets remember this is not about a circle jerk....

Jim Sterling

"This is an abomination of an article"

No it's not.

Tarvu

This article is of an abomination.

GoldenGamerXero

Careful Jim! You might catch Wanker's cramp the most horrible of all British dieases!

MrSadistic

Isn't she like 92 now?

heyricochet

Needs ass implants.

HeadWoundCity

HAWT

matrixdude171

No, just no. That face doesn't match up at all.

Los255

Not her. Please.

Occams electric toothbrush

That's the same pose she gets in when she visits her OBGYN.

Ace Flibble

Liz Hurley - 44 and still got the best rack in British cinema.

timtheterrible

Hugh Grant is an idiot.

bangra

fuck noo... they should rather get that cosplay chick, that that used copy of a 90's sex idol from the point of view of a guy who never got nearer to a vagine than of the one gave birth to him.

frozenbabylon

You'd have to shrink the fucking shit out of Liz's head to make it work. Bayonetta has a seriously tiny fucking head on her frame.

timtheterrible

@ bangra

What?

gabapenteado

I think there's a mistake with this article

where's the extensive gallery of miss hurley?

InfraredChimera

How about Kate Beckinsale would work too imo.

MCChampaignMillionaire

Oh yes...

residentevil808

hell no stop copinyng games its not very polite games has its own style so does movies so shoo shoo fly away!

artha14

Dude you really gotta stop mastubating it's gettin to starting to spread jim.

dj-anon

Kate Beckinsale:
Nope, Beckinsale is just too hot to be Bayonetta.

mackie junior

"Bayonetta and Elizabeth Hurley scissoring like maniacs in a hot German sauna."

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TheGlue29

Jim, you need a girlfriend. Your obsession with Bayonetta is almost as disturbing as Ned Beatty's spotlight scene in Deliverance.

Jim Sterling

"Jim, you need a girlfriend."

But my wife would hate that.

Qraze

that is not sna...Bayonetta! i would rather have the Baroness chick from that awful awful awful g.i. joe movie. awful movie.

Jonathan Holmes

I'd prefer Tera Patrick. Her head is smaller.

iysabella

perfect.

shinigamiDude

The chick that play as Bayonetta in Nonstop climax trailer is also awesome.

triclops41

Mmm, Elizabeth hurley.

Corak

Not a bad choice for the voice, but while Hurley is hot IMO she doesn't have the ass for the part.

J Travolta

HAHAHA I love the thing about former to current wank material, literally laughed my ass off, oh shit where did it go (damn i try to hard to be funny and fail) ...

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