At Destructoid we're always talking about "Living the Dream." The phrase refers to a lot of different things for us. In its most general form, it's about how we love that we do this for a living. It's about ow we've made jobs and a web company doing this. Amazing. Other times it's a bit more tongue-in-cheek, like in the old days where we'd sleep 10 to a room to cover an event. We'd use a Doritos bag as a sleeping bag.
Speaking of Doritos: There's a dream that I'd like to live that's even more personal. I'll come right out and say it: I love convenience stores. I love the candy, meat snacks and varied drinks. Even more than the convenience stores that you and I are used to, I love Japanese ones. Konbini, they call 'em. Where else can you get porn mags, hair gel, a hot lunch, beer, and a tiramisu for dessert, all in one place? As a kid, I'd walk to the same Japanese konbini about 3 times a week just to hang out and buy weird candy. Fond memories.
I'd love to work in one to see what it's like. Temporarily. That's the idea behind upcoming Taito DS game Minna no Konbini, or Everyone's Convenience Store. You'll see in this video that you can stock onigiri (rice balls), rip the top of the vending pack of gum, vend frozen drinks [fail for not mixing melon and strawberry] and so much more. How exciting! Catch falling goods in a basket, but avoid the rats (?!). Finally, check customers out and warm up their meals in the microwave. Inspiring.
You even vend oden, the boiling stew that both Nick Chester and Jim Sterling are highly opposed to. Jim said, "God, I can still smell that stuff."
Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools.
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Do you have to yell a half-assed 'shamashay' into the mic whenever someone walks in? (FYI for others: 'irrashaimase' means 'welcome' in Japanese and you should expect to hear it everytime you walk into any place of business, but the crappier the job, the more it sounds like shamashay)
Get paid really low wages! See the excitement of shelf stacking! Be constantly friendly to people for five hours a day! Constantly regret that you should of studied instead of going on porn all day! Live the dream!!!!!
NO! You do not want this job. At least, not the graveyard shift and if you happen to be near L.A.
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Just walk away...
All I know about that is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziX1oQRiA3w
Best regards, Anna, CEO of opensolaris iscsi initiator and itunes