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This trip to Japan for the Tokyo Game Show wasn't my first, and I certainly hope it won't be my last, but I'm still and will probably always be amazed at how strange this place is. It seems like the stranger things are, the more they seem Japanese. Are they shooting for that?

In the rest of the world, advertising anti-virus software usually involves claims of success and security and brand strength. In Japan, apparently, it involves two-story tall inflatable action heroes and paid actors to act like virus villans in a mock jail cell. Even wierder: I seriously came across four dogs sitting in a row with sunglasses on in Harajuku this afternoon. And don't even get me started on Japanese television. Only here in Japan can you see televised bare breast soda can crushing.

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Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



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gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 15:52
gamadaya
Actually, you can see bare breast soda can crushing here too. I saw it a few years ago. I can no longer have erections. Boobies are not a source of joy for me anymore. Instead, they are one of terror
Captain Morgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 15:54
Captain Morgan
EPIC! I want to go to Japan.
CAVE's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 15:54
CAVE
I'd be afraid to watch her breast feed.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 15:58
SnakeDude4Life
Metal Gear?
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 15:59
pendelton21
lol wut
Trebor22's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:02
Trebor22
Oh my!
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:11
Uther
I need an adult...
Jon2309's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:13
Jon2309
Thank you for reminding me that I really want to go to Japan.
kawaiiflamingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:20
kawaiiflamingo
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:30
FreedomToast
i want a bowl of Frosted Flakes for some reason
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:31
mr spooky
i use watch that show on spike tv a few years ago. that episode never seen before.
jellydoodle's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:35
jellydoodle
But tbh, do those "claims of success and security and brand strength." ever actually work, most people just ignore. Like all the insurance adverts that are exactly the same. now this. this would grab some attention.

But still I'd never use norton cause its shite.
sjmck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:39
sjmck
"Only here in Japan can you see televised bare breast soda can crushing."

Not so, Dale. Not so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV0p9GQeo7k
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:53
ThunderHeartXI
I remember seeing a lady crushing a beer can with her ridiculously large breasts on Manswers a little while back. When you start getting in to it, Japan may be silly but we're right up there too on some levels. I think Spike has now copied the Japanese TV show where the contestants have to fit in various sized holes in an on coming wall. I believe it's aptly named Hole in the Wall or something to the effect.
FinalFist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:55
FinalFist
Ohhhhhhhh *shudder*, I miss it so much...
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:58
Syn
They weren't bare! She might have stashed weights in there, c'mon now, off with the shirt!
Lol FPS's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 17:32
Lol FPS
And thats why we love Japan so much.
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 17:38
thunderleg
And still no comments about milkshakes....

Wait! Now there's one!
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 20:16
Danzflor
that was even worst than 2girls1cup...

japanose, you gotta love they anime and games, nothing more...
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 23:10
Aziel13
must eat suger flakes

XD it looked like the japanese version of manswer
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 00:07
The Grudge
I like!
stupidrak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 00:53
stupidrak
I was there at TGS this year too, kinda dull this time, but a good reminder that the TV is a great fallback for wacky entertainment.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 09:17
Hitogoroshi
God I love Japan
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 09:45
PappaDukes
BEST VIDEO EVAR! It's like i was right there with you.
SCOTT POPULAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 11:38
SCOTT POPULAR
FUCK YOU YANKEE BLUE JEANS!
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 15:02
GohanGVO
what the hell
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