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Well, in someone's fantasies, anyway. We caught this hilarious trailer over at Shogun Gamer, which is most certainly not for a real film -- the full version was screened at Anime Evolution earlier this year -- but is great to watch, nonetheless. It did remind us that maybe a lot of people missed it the first time, so hey, if you did, go back and watch it now.

Speaking of Pokemon, if you find yourelf wishing this had been real, and that sometimes you do want a more human, realistic version of the famous cartoon, perhaps you need to do some readin'. That link is so, so, so NSFW it's not even funny, but hey, it's entertaining. And if you fap to it, don't blame me. I didn't write it!








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MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:08
MasterBalls
That looks awesome. Any chance of a clearer version?
VashTS's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:09
VashTS
This can't be real....Why would they do this? To try to get the first gen of pokemon fans?
Crystal White's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:14
Crystal White
OH GOD YUSSS
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:14
Darren Nakamura
But who do I thank if I fap to it?
Hipster Dante's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:19
Hipster Dante
Alright, It's obvious it's a fan film. because the CG, the quality(It feels more like a TV), and the guns (Pokemon's is aimed for kids after all. Was that a Voltorb car bomb or something?

Anyway, yeah, I hope many people aren't thinking this things an official film. If it is, I'd be surprised, but it's not. |:
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:22
llort het
Just imagining some pokemon being realistic freaks me out. Scaly charizard, fuzzy caterpie, and mr mime
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:23
GoldenGamerXero
The trailer was kind of meh in comparison of that epic fanfic. I've had a huge grin since I read to the part about the Caterpies and Shellders. Were the hell did you find that?
NoMore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:24
NoMore
What the hell did I just read?
UltorOscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:34
UltorOscariot
Wow..

This looks like some film student's semester project..
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:35
Max-
That fanfic was strangely awesome, and somehow overshadows the actual topic xD couldn't help but grin reading it
rexwolf2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:35
rexwolf2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy fuck that was hilarious!
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:36
eskimo bob
"YOU SHUT YOUR JYNX MOUTH" is my new favourite everything.
Tdiddy9182's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:37
Tdiddy9182
I LOVE THE FAPFIC! IRC standard reading since day 1
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:55
andycadaver
OOOOOH MY GEODUDES!
Phatp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 17:59
Phatp
Hairy Bidoof... HAIRY BIDOOF!? lol
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:02
Daxelman
...

...

...

So, when is Black/White coming out in the States again?

(there were no words...)
EmptySilence's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:06
EmptySilence
"I'd be honored to please your bidoof Nurse Joy!"

I haven't laughed like that in a long, long time.
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:07
perri
I WISH!
Mellor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:07
Mellor
"All James could do was let out a chuckle as Brock's hand slowly wrapped around the ekans hiding in Jessie's pants"

This is possibly the most awful thing I have ever read. Childhood = Destroyed.
acetated's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:14
acetated
I'm glad I was too old for pokemon when it came out... really glad.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:17
Rammstein
Caterpie? Shellder?! Fucking Slowclap.gif!
Niho_CoDZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:22
Niho_CoDZ
Gengar :]
Rock Lobster's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:34
Rock Lobster
Eh, I don't know about this. The Pokemon look nauseatingly ugly. And Colette, instead of mind-scarring fan fiction, you could have used Pokemon Live as an example. It was an official play put on at Radio City that I saw as a kid, and it was the shit.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:47
Colette Bennett
The fanfic is all about Jonathan Ross and his ability to find terrifying an wonderful things on the internet. :)
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:48
CRAZYAPE69
(assumed japanese)konichiwa hanzo kaitimo shenghai.... Backemon: kenzai danjo.
(translation) The Asylum Presents... Backpack Monsters: fall of man
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:51
Jonathan Ross
It was actually CronosBlade who first found it! He gets all the credit!
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 18:55
ceark
lol wut! that was nuts!
Pacduck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 19:00
Pacduck
I'm frightened.
CronosBlade's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 19:16
CronosBlade
That has been used as the initiation to being in IRC for years now. It was dragged up from the depths of GameFaqs hell. I did not write it, but I did unleash it on the rest of the populace.
Optimus Prime Minister's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 19:16
Optimus Prime Minister
"WHAT IN THE POKEMON RANGER FOR THE DS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ASH?"
I'm going to say this at any opportunity I can.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 19:28
Excel-2011
CONFIDENTIAL SCREENER COPY
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 21:20
Kraid
Well, that's definitely a thing that is happening then.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 21:52
catsithx
Wow just wow o.o
SilversunFrenzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 22:19
SilversunFrenzy
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2010 23:33
Qraze
i hope its real or something, i'm severely intrigued by that video.
GEKKO-Fox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2010 00:17
GEKKO-Fox
Wow. Looks like Dragonball Evolution all over again. Only with good 3D models.
jboking's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2010 02:08
jboking
"Gary was here. Ash is a loser." - I lost it right there.
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2010 03:54
Daniel Carneiro
This movie could be just as amazing as the new Tekken movie :D

also welcome back Colette, you've been missed <3
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2010 10:27
lewness
What video? I can't see through all my tears after reading that goddamn story.
Auggie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2010 18:59
Auggie
Haha this is silly, but interests me.
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