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Live action Donkey Kong makes metaphor reality
Machinima is at it again with another live-action movie trailer based on an old-school, semi-abstract videogame concept. They run with the dichotomy between Donkey Kong's beastly manner and his stately neck tie as far as anyone could hope for. In Mr. Kong, Donkey Kong is the physical manifestation of man vs nature; our animal instincts constantly at odds with our capacity for logic and judgement. It's obvious, right? He's got a tie on! He's got to know that kidnapping a woman, running away with her, and throwing barrels at anyone that dare try to stop him is totally irrational behavior. If you wear a tie, you must know better than that, and yet, there is our Mr. Kong, doing just that very thing. I guess they just pushed him too far. I'm at a loss as to what Diddy represents here though. Blue collar immigrants coming in to save the emotionally unglued white collar American business world from its own insanity? The spirit of youthful innocence injecting a much needed dose of humanity into the power mad void of an anti-soul that is the overly ambitious office worker? You tell me, people. You tell me. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)A good reminder that old school Mario was a dick, DK worked so hard for that raise only to be fired! After he goes to jail he starts a safari business using the money his nephew made merchandising the story? @BrowneyeWinkin
A clicking hard drive...this, people, is why he can only make so many comments per week. I hate to nerd this up, but Cranky Kong was the original Donkey Kong from the arcades. The Donkey Kong with the tie is actually Donkey Kong, Jr. And, there goes my uber-geeking quota for this week. Why was DK mad at Mario? Mario abused him. Then Donkey Kong took Mario's girlfriend as revenge. Later on, Donkey Kong became the father of Donkey Kong Jr. who is now known as Donkey Kong. Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong. Mario is still the same old Mario and is likely beating up on Yoshi now that his pet ape has escaped. 10:30 PM on 05.07.2013 Elizabeth stops being polite, and starts being realBioshock Infinite has been out for a little while now. The spoiler police are starting to doze off at their posts. The game's harshest critics and most passionate fans have seemingly declared a temporary cease fire (at least...
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[Teenage Pokemon is a cartoon show about Pokemon in their middle stage of evolution -- not a girl, not yet a women. New episodes every week.] When I was growing up, social classism wasn't really an issue in "gamer cultu...more
You've heard of Forward Unto Dawn, right? Machinima's live-action video series that's setting up Halo 4? Well, it just ended, and you can catch the finale today, as well as the rest of the whole shebang which clocks in at 84 ...more
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