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LittleBigPorn is a little big no no: Sony plans to moderate user content photo

In what perhaps qualifies as a Captain Obvious story, it has been announced that Sony will be moderating the user generated content in LittleBigPlanet to ensure that anything crass and sordid doesn't get through. That's a shame, as an abundance of genitalia is the best part of any user created content.

"We'll be moderating LittleBigPlanet's user-generated content in the same manner as we moderate all our online games," stated a Sony spokesperson. "A good example of this is My SingStar."

Well, poop. There goes my obnoxious plan to make cute woolen animals slide down gigantic veiny throbbing pork swords. I guess I'll have to content myself with making my initials "POO" in every arcade game I'll ever play. So witty. So, so witty.


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hollywooda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 08:34
hollywooda
im sure if your clever & a bit creative you can make a big nob & some balls out of the items in the game as one of the maps.... that sounds like a challenge to me!....
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 08:50
glipe
There's this great phrase in dev studios I was informed about several months ago: Time 'til cock. It refers to the predicted amount of time that will pass, once the title goes live, before someone manages to get a cock into the game somehow.

Classy industry, eh?
teach4food's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 08:55
teach4food
Let the nerf'ng of the features begin! LittleBigPlanet just got a little smaller
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 08:56
Jim Sterling
glipe: That is awesome.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 08:58
Boolean
glipe: Fucking brilliant
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 09:29
rpbowlinggod
well what's everyone's guess at TTC (see glipe). 2 days and 3 hours is my guess
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 09:36
Teta
Well there is always a destructoid head to create.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 09:39
LarkOhiya
POO? not ANUS or PEE? so many choices how can you pick just one?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 09:44
TrailerParkJesus
Well what's the fucking point of this game then!? To let you NOT make dangling wangs to swing to and fro from?!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 09:58
Kryptinite
This game..is...overrated.

I hope it's not but I feel that it is.
RXBanditO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 10:09
RXBanditO
Pretty excited about this game, I think it has a lot of potential to bring creativity to the table. My pick for TTC would be 15-20 minutes from going live.
hollywooda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 10:24
hollywooda
@RXBandit:- yer with a name like Bandit!, i'm suprised you could wait that long! haha...
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 10:32
Timmeh
I'm still confused as to why this game is surrounded on every side by raging boners? :S
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 10:51
glipe
@Timmeh: admitting ignorance is the first step towards enlightenment.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 11:11
Corak
"@Timmeh: admitting ignorance is the first step towards enlightenment."

It did help me.

I'm still stoked for this game, yes I know creating huge cocks for your little characters to swing from is how some people deal with closet homosexuality, but its not like you didn't see this happening. The amount of user generated content that you will be able to get for this game will be staggering, not counting what the game comes shipped with.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 11:26
Holiday
Sometimes I think video games are not expensive enough. Because you'll have fucktards who will spend money on video games not to play them but simply to act like a dickwads in the face of other gamers. Like you know someone will spend all their time on LittleBigPlanet just for the chance to make people look at pictures of his little pee-pee.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:16
Churchhills Dog
Hilarious title pic BTW.....
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:25
moot button
Now i will just have to be sneaky sneaky while making my dick city extravaganza!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 12:33
king3vbo
No pork swords?

...awwww
Barley's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 13:23
Barley
I've looked into my crystal ball and TTC will be exactly, 5 Days from going live......
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 15:35
RskimB
no porn? blasphemy
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 16:26
Volomon
@hollywooda Or you could upload one from your pics...
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 17:16
brainderailment
Aaww man, I've been planning cock manor for some time now. I guess I'll have to substitute penises for something else, but what?
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 17:58
BluFire
If a vagina can be the number one rated Mii on the Check Mii Out channel, then I don't think that Sony could possibly moderate any of this content.
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GutZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 18:05
GutZ
@ BluFire:

You are correct, Sony could never do the job of patrolling all user created content, thats why it is going to be not only put on a few trusted moderators, but also up to the community to tell that something is amiss.
It is mostly community moderated.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 03:56
Necros
Well, no duh, but I doubt they can somehow catch everything.
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