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LittleBigPlanet is a place where imagination and fun roams free, where adorable Sackpeople live out magical adventures in faraway lands and a community of dreamers share their creativity with the world. It's also a place where you can cram an inordinate amount of jizz and knobs and arses into one place.

The above video is not clever, mature or even very good viewing. But it has penises in it. Lots and lots of penises. Lots and lots and lots and lots. And some semen and a little bit of poo-poo as well. It gives an entirely new meaning to the term "Sackboy." You have been warned. 

Needless to say, it cannot and won't ever be published, so don't expect to play this yourself. Feel free to take what you learned here though, and create your own private little sausage fest at home.


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ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:03
ZServ
wow. immaturity shows again, seriously why do stupid shit like this?
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:09
pascuz46
While it is very immature, you have to hand it to the guy who made this. Its a well crafted level. seriously, Im surprised at how he has managed to use penises in this level. THE PHYLIS!
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:28
linuxguy
and we already had a tag for this.
another reason to love Dtoid
Narishma's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:29
Narishma
I predict there will be two kinds of commenters on this story. The immature ones who whill see penis and look away or complain childishly about it. And those who will actually look beyond that and see the level design is actually decent.
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:29
Mista Smegheneghan
ZServ: Give people freedom, and they'll abuse it.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:39
brainderailment
Phallic art.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:43
AngelsDontBurn
@ZServ: You're young, stop trying to act so mature. You probably lol'd your ass off. Lol. :D

This was amusing though, well and honestly it doesn't surprise me.
moshakirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:49
moshakirby
AMAZING!!
People should make more shit-hard levels.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 14:52
Spartacus
I tip my hat to this man.
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 15:08
DV2FOX
"Why Penis WHYYY?" ?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 15:09
Topher Cantler
I haven't seen that many wobbling dicks since I last checked the comments on one of your reviews, Jim.





Whackety schmackety
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 15:17
Sam Spectre
Wow, he put a lot of time into that level. And penises.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 15:20
mistic
This is a seriously disturbing level...
Kasmodiah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 15:41
Kasmodiah
I'm one of the few people that finds LBP a genuinely boring shit. Also, I find this video to be very boring, even if it has over 9000 dicks in it.

@all who whine about maturity, disturbing, etc.

Shut up, basement dwellers. No one gives a fuck about you. Go outside and get a girl, you insecure sacks of shit.

P.S. Happy New Year! Shit was so cash.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 15:41
Crunshii
this is why LBP cocks any other game out there...

also... this game defines Dtoid's mojo of...

Also, Cocks.

To all you super mature people growing gray. GTFOJPG!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 15:49
007
... Looks like something I would have made.
lyfeforce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 15:59
lyfeforce
Nice level. I get the feeling the creator decided to get all his dick and fart humor out of the way with this one before moving on to whatever else he was doing in LBP.

That being said, that IS alotta cock.
jediyoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 16:00
jediyoshi
take five dozen eggs, put them in a bowl, mix the fuck out of them, what do you get?
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 16:11
dip
Kasmodiah: gb2/b/
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 16:24
ace of knaves
Will you accept the Bonerquest?
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 16:27
nukka jdav
Obviously anyone who complains about the dickage in that video has not heard of Bonerquest.

I, for one, have grown to appreciate the abundant use of the male genitalia. It is a beautiful thing. Especially pulsing.
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 17:13
moot button
Oh I get it. Hard, like a dick!!roflulz!

I've been trying to make a chest bursting dick alien lately, but its just not working
Cough's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 17:15
Cough
I'd play that.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 19:29
Johnny Justice
Good call Topher.

The guy giving the commentary is really annoying. A textbook example of too much swearing. Cunt.
16BITassassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 21:25
16BITassassin
You have to love the childish glee that man gets when his avatar touches those balls. This is a truly happy man.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 23:58
Necros
Thank god for the shaft.
Bopper86's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2009 10:08
Bopper86
Immature yes but who cares? I am sure everyone was at least a little amused.
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