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Little Sisters are really bad at drawing photo

I got a little package this past weekend from someone named Mark Meltzer. There were a couple of pictures, a URL address and a letter which had this to say:

"I assume Jeremiah Lynch gave you my contact information to help me with my research. Enclosed are two of the items I found in the lunchbox that SHE left. Please let me know if you can make anything of them. Any information you might have could be integral to find my daughter."

The letter ends with his signature, which looks like it was signed while he was in the middle of a seizure. The URL on the piece of paper, which was obviously written by someone long before the Internet existed, points to Something In the Sea, the viral site for BioShock 2.

A lot has been added since the viral site first launched. Lots of new clues have been found in an attempt to find out who or what has been kidnapping little girls. Have any of you found anything interesting on the viral site? 

Also, Little Sisters are horrible at drawing things. What the hell is up with the Big Sister image? Why is she wearing a bea hive and fish nets with clothes pins on her head? The Big Sister isn't blue either. The Splicer looks like it just sneezed water. Why does the Big Sister have an arrow on her hand? Damn kids just need to stick to sucking out Adam from corpses.

P.S. Criticizing drawings made by children feels so empowering. 


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Frohike's Avatar
Frohike at 06/22/2009 13:37
Looks better than anything I would draw.

No, seriously.
Soulwax's Avatar
Soulwax at 06/22/2009 13:47
@MCChampaign-Millionaire
I hope for your sake that you accidentally missed out the "for" in that sentence.
Cartman's Avatar
Cartman at 06/22/2009 15:16
What soulwax said, with extra Lulz.
Korolev's Avatar
Korolev at 06/22/2009 15:35
Bah - I've drawn worse.
ThaFNFreak's Avatar
ThaFNFreak at 06/22/2009 15:46
I got it, it's a blue olive that grew arms and legs along with a beaver tail and harpoon gun, holding a pineapple. And if you do not hold hands with it, you projectile vomit blue ooze.

In all seriousness the images are hauntingly beautiful, like a little sister had actually drawn them.
whormongr's Avatar
whormongr at 06/22/2009 16:28
I left a tab open onto that somethinginthesea website on that paper and was like: wtf is going on with my computer? It's making all kinds of screwed up sounds- I guess that the sounds are on random with lots of silence in between
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 06/22/2009 16:37
Reminds me of Maddox.
gatorsax2010's Avatar
gatorsax2010 at 06/22/2009 17:13
If you leave it on, the radio starts picking up garbled speech. Almost sounds like Atlas.
Analoge's Avatar
Analoge at 06/22/2009 17:14
I love ARGs.
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