How is that new-ish NXE and Netflix thing working out for you? Find any dirty movies yet? I haven't found much. Most of the things I find that sound pretty horny actually aren't at all. Yesterday, I watched Happy Gilmore again for the millionth time, and then I followed it up with some anime that had more panty shots than a Victoria's Secret catalog. In one scene, a girl falls off a ladder face first into another's crotch, while the victim finds her nose buried in ladder-girl's ass. High-brow stuff, folks.
Oh, and here's my favorite Happy Gilmore scene:
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
We're a games site, so I suppose we should be talking about videogame movies, right? While I was watching stupid movies and horny animation, the Multiplayer Blog was digging through the service to find the games movies. Here they are:
- BloodRayne
- BloodRayne 2
- National Geographic’s …Video Games: Behind The Fun
- Gamers [comedy]
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show: Mario of the Deep
- Pokemon: The First Movie
- Street Fighter Alpha [anime]
- Street Fighter Generations [anime]
- The Legend of Zelda: The Complete Series
Yeah, it's not a very long list. It'll get better. I don't know about you, but I may rock some
The Legend of Zelda: The Complete Series tonight. I think "unintentionally funny" is the best descriptor for that one.
Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site
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5:17 PM on 12.04.2008
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ANSWER ME!
SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!
I too watched Happy Gilmore for the millionth time.
"Shampoo is better! No, Conditioner is better!"
"The price is wrong, bitch"
"Peeing your pants is the COOLEST!"
But the price is still wrong, bitch.
Ballistic, I get the mixed up too.
Captain N The Game Master: Adventures in Videoland
Sonic Underground: Secrets of the Chaos
I believe it is a 3 episode anime called Megaman Upon a star.
Also, Red Dwarf is available on instant. That alone is worth it for me.
In a REALLY gay way.