Podtoid listeners will know that I am the world's foremost Liquid Snake impressionist. However, while I have the voice, I certainly don't have the look. Enter Abbyshot, and it's amazing $400 (Canadian) Liquid Snake replica jacket. Gaze upon its fashionable glory and weep, big brother. Or is it little brother? I'm not quite sure.
This jacket is certainly expensive, but its quality cannot be understated. Anybody wearing this will instantly gain a +50 to Awesome and every girl in the general vicinity will end up drowning in their own downstairs leakage. In other words, this jacket is worth $400 of anybody's money. More specifically, your money, because you're all going to buy it for me.
I think I'd be able to maybe fit an arm in it.
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8:30 PM on 05.30.2009 | 
Jim, pick up some aviators, get an XL version of this, and wear it to E3 when you bitch-smack the Velvet Assassin devs.
Imagine how much COOLER you'd sound saying your famous Aliens line in these duds.
Next project for these guys: Wesker jacket. Then next year you can wear it and yell to Reggie "complete meat joke saturationnnnnnn!"
I love you so hard Jim
Just BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTHER.