Love Destructoid and Also Cocks? Here's an opportunity to
For the rest of you that are land-locked in a shit job/college and never go to gaming events but want one, we can order you extra for Just $10 (plus shipping). They're high quality sweatshop-free uber comfortable combed-cotton shirts from American Apparel in Los Angeles, CA MFUSA. "No CafePress crap!" We'll also throw in some glossy Dtoid 3x3 stickers to vandalize property with. SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE IN SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, XL, AND WAFFLE HOUSE XXL.
UPDATE: All sold out! The only way to get one now is to track us down and ask for one. We're in San Francisco March 5-9, Austin 10-11, and then back in Miami. Find us and harrass us!
UPDATE! SHIRT FAQs:
How do I order more than 1 without getting raped on shipping?
I have no idea, Paypal's system is confusing as hell. Just order as many as you'd like and I'll immediately refund you 3 dollars immediately for each extra shirt purchased until we can figure it out. Extra shirts are only $1 more to ship.
F*ck Paypal and I have no credit cards!
No prob, send us dollars (US currency please!) or checks and we'll hook it up. Make checks payable to Destructoid and include your shirt size
What if I have a fancy accent and want international shipping?
International cocks! Shipping is now available worldwide via Global Priority which is like $9.50 for a large envelope. It works out to 7 Euros for shipping, so roughly 14 Euros altogether. Bloody cheap!
I haven't gotten it yet! Where the f*ck is my shirt? RAWR?
Chill, holmes. Email me at niero [at] destructoid.com for a status anytime. It typically takes 2-3 weeks to get the shirts out. They are selling faster than we can ship them. What's wrong with you people? You've been reading Destructoid way too long. We love you.
What if I hate the shirt?
Well (A) You suck and (B) Just send it back for a full refund, no questions asked. But! If you wear it once, sweat in it, and send it back for a refund I will mail you back a picture of my balls instead. Be nice and don't abuse our awesome open store policies and humbling best-practice customer service skillz.
Shirts for extra fat and super f*ckin tall people?