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Like Fallout 3? You'll love this 7' 10

Standees in your rooms are kind of cool, but they're cardboard. Your visitors look at them and appreciate them, but in the end, they're disposable. What you really need is a full-blown statue to show your level of fandom and geekdom.

Skittles and toilet paper headquarters Sam's Club has the perfect item for the obsessive Fallout 3 fan: a 7' 10" tall Brotherhood of Steel statue. They only have one for sale as they worked with Bethesda to get this exclusive item. 

You've got just over 13 days to put your auction bid in on this rare 121-pound beast. I actually placed a bid on it, just to see how much shipping was. Let's just say that the dollars-to-pounds ratio on this item is about 2-to-1, so keep that in mind in your budget.

Do you think you'd get any more action than you normally do for having this in your place?

[Thanks, Joe] 


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combatmedic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 10:29
combatmedic
I remember seeing one of these in a local gamestop... is this the same thing the employee sleeping with the manger got to take home?
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 10:36
casualweaponry
So did Conrad Zimmerman already buy this thing or not? I just know he will ;)
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 10:36
Wexx
Neato. Anyone wanna get me an early christmas present? :D
T9X's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 10:43
T9X
Who needs vagina when you have this beautiful monstrosity?I would just make love to this statue for the next few years.In the end it would be considerably cheaper than my girlfriend anywayz.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 11:04
nukka jdav
SEX
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 11:11
DaedHead8
Do want.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 11:12
Vitamin Awesome
I would hollow it out and live in it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 11:22
king3vbo
If I only had money...
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 11:45
MechaMonkey
Only if it was action with the statue. Which is fine.
Sabreman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 12:33
Sabreman
We've got one of these at work. Does a grand job of scaring the bejeezus out of little kids.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 12:48
Projectexodus
I was actually supposed to get a Brotherhood of Steel figurine as a pre-order bonus with Fallout 3. But I got a message right after sending me the game, that I'd receive a Nuka Cola bottle opener instead... Shame...
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 13:22
Holyetheline
That thing is epic.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 22:25
Spartacus
This looks like the one they had at PAX.
Archanai's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2008 05:05
Archanai
Oh yeah. I'm sure the ladies would love that 7'10" metal story-piece.

I'd get it if I could wear it as armour, but even if I by some great miracle were able to fix it up to do that, I still couldn't wear it because I'm nowhere near the height of that almost eight foot mammoth.

Still epicly cool though, and I'm sure many die-hard Fallout fan's will buy them.
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