probably, a lot of cocks.
For better or worse, Destructoid is a very handsome robot, and every enthusiastic poster wearing sunglasses and a pink bathrobe.
Make it so... And also, cocks.
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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid
Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no doubt be all the rage in hipster bars nationwide... until Niero grows bored of the frivolity and requests another helmet, of course. Probably made of solid gold next time. Photographer Dan Almasy snapped a few photos of the new helmet in action and graciously shared them with us. If you are wondering why Mr. Destructoid is watering his yard in the header picture, keep in mind that's not a hose. *snooch* Good night, everybody! Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)after pyrovision one can only imagine how this helmet makes you see the world.
probably, a lot of cocks. The streets will flow with the blood of those who have not accepted Mr. Destructoid as the one true god. Also, cocks. That bathrobe... I know it's kinda new thing, but that bathrobe needs to be pink. And that hose, well it needs to be replaced with some other hand gesture.
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