Lon Lon Milk. We've all carried a bottle of it with us at one point or another. The hearty flavor, the nutritious healing properties, there is little to be said in favor of Lon Lon Milk that hasn't been said already. It's past time that the delightful dairy product had itself a round of applause, though.
Remember, when you drink a delicious bottle of Lon Lon Milk, you'll be energized in seconds! After you drink it, you can bring back the bottle and buy a refill, anytime you want!
Your normal milk that your out-of-touch mom or dad might buy can't claim such wonderful properties. Get with the times, mom, you stupid old square! You too dad, you prick!
Ladies and gentlemen, let us applaud Lon Lon Milk, please!
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5:20 PM on 06.20.2011 | 
Also, it's amazing how a game like that, the same game as it was years ago can still take gaming journalists by storm and receive great reviews, do you think that originality should be marked, or just the direct quality of the game despite it's 3rd release? Just a question...
(If originality was also marked by more critics I think you'd see big franchises like COD take a nose dive in the metacritic numbers).
Originality can be cool, but the overall enjoyment of the experience, whatever its presentation, is how I rate a game.
"It's like people only do things because they get paid...and that's just really sad."
But then I was like:
Kidnapping the little glowing fellas with my bottles, use them to revive to full health thus having 0 deaths/continues by the end of the game.
-If you die with a faery in your pocket you are ressurected back to full.
Majora's Mask > Ocarina of Time
It just... ah screw it, have fun with it.
And I hate Lon Lon Milk. A waste of a bottle if you ask me. Not to mention that the girl who gave it to me won't shut up with her stupid horse song >.>
Originality can be cool, but the overall enjoyment of the experience, whatever its presentation, is how I rate a game."
Well fuckin' said, sir. Always bet on Link. ;)
They would, but they just aren't flexible enough. They are fucking cows, man.
Someone skipped their milk at breakfast and are grumpy today!
@dtomek
Because they grow too big to reach down and twists their heads and drink easily, else they'd be drinking that shit like no tomorrow.
- no mess.
- no fuss.
- healing exactly when you need it, just before death.
- shake jar wildly for a pretty show.
- Navi is a fairy, and all those fuckers deserve a jar each.
I just went there. Problem?
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So, you an I should share a few?
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So, let's drink just one or two!
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