I just paid for my copy of Portal 2 in full, and am eagerly awaiting its release.
Here's the Youtube link to the Portal video, sans Monkeys:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Valve?v=wX9Sc88qreg&feature=pyv&ad=8895875747&kw=portal%202
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Let Portal 2 sell you some quality footwear
The latest Aperture Science Investment Opportunities video has been released, this week detailing the Long-Fall Boots that players will have securely fastened to their feet. Don't worry about the actual logistics of these boots. Just go with it. The issue of physics aside, Portal 2 is out next week and should, quite rightly, kick ass. Who's with me on that wild prediction? Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I wasn't terribly interested in Portal 2 before, but this trailer really sold me on it. Too bad I'm poor, so i'll most likely get it during a Steam sale when it's $4.99 and comes with a free toaster. Notice the copyright 1998 in the beginning. Even though the lore and people have said portal 2 takes place hundreds of years after portal one. That seems to be false in this. I'm going to guess That the end of portal 2 will be the portal storms and the arrival of the combine, since 1998 is when half life started. Thoughts? That was the most bad ass video of chell to have ever been made. She's also rocking a nice outfit. Even if it is just her orange jumpsuit pulled down with an undershirt. I wonder if she'll be as ugly as she was in portal 1. Skab: Considering the video seems to be from an operational Aperture Science, it's reasonable to believe that these were "filmed" prior to the events of the first Portal. 1998 seems reasonable to me. Wow. When that ad for Super Monkey Ball first started, I was half expecting an announcer to say, "It's Girls Gone Wild!"
I just paid for my copy of Portal 2 in full, and am eagerly awaiting its release. THE 1 FUCKING MINUTE LONG MONKEY BALL AD PLAYED TWICE BEFORE PLAYIN' THE GODDAMN FUCKING 1 MINUTE TRAILER!!!!!!! SO THAT'S 2 FUCKIN' MINUTES FOR A 1 FUCKIN' MINUTE VIDEO...ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!! ALSO YOUR VIDEO PLAYER IS FUCKED UP ANYWAY DO TO THE STRETCH THAT HAPPENS IN FULL SCREEN MODE ON A 4X3 MONITOR!!!! That was a funny video though, so it was worth it, but MY GOD A 60 SEC LONG AD PERIOD IS TOO FUCKING MUCH, THEY BETTER HAVE FUCKIN' PAYED YOU SHIT TONS...SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!! Gotta agree with the all-caps post above.
Here's the Youtube link to the Portal video, sans Monkeys: http://www.youtube.com/user/Valve?v=wX9Sc88qreg&feature=pyv&ad=8895875747&kw=portal%202 I am angry, therefore will write in all-caps because that makes me sound smart and intelligent and everyone will pay attention to what I'm saying. Well, I would love to watch this but for some reason this gamestop ad refuses to load all the way. But if it has Cave Johnson, I'm sure it's awesome anyway. Screw you Valve! Screw! You! I hate you! I hate you for not selling these boots! I want some! Period! At least give us a collector's edition where we get a free gift certificate for some... I would wear these, in public, no matter how much it hurt, no matter how much people pointed and laughed, I would wear these until the end of freaking days. Now hand them over! 6:00 PM on 05.23.2013 PC gamers don't have used games, and we're just fineWith the recent lack of clarification of the used game market for the new Xbox One, some gamers are complaining about the possible death of physical used games, and the need to tie all of our games to an account. Microsoft wi...
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