Following the guidance of a murderous computer might not be everyone's idea of a pleasant drive, but this custom voice file for GLaGPS -- Genetic Lifeform and Global Positioning System -- should satisfy the rest of us.
This voice file for Garmin Nuvi GPS units simulates the voice of Portal's antagonistic Artificial Intelligence rather well and would surely put a smile on the face of any gamers sharing a ride. It's not official of course, but it does the trick.
Just don't plot a course for any bakeries. I have a feeling that journey may be a lie.
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12:21 PM on 06.30.2008
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It said turn right but it went left.
sorry had to
we'll be trying this out. If I'm not here in a few days, you know what happened.
LOLOLOLOLOL
THIS JOKE ISN'T AT ALL STALE AND ANNOYING
That said, this GPS is awesome. I want one.
Ok, I want that thingie.
@ rpbowlinggod if u paid attention you would see that he clicked simulate trip.... try paying attention before posting...
Me? I don't drive. =(
cwutididthar?
In 500 meters, please turn left.
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you managed not to follow the course I calculated. A complimentary secondary course will be calculated in 5...4...3...2...1... *bzzt*
Oh, so you want to go over the freeway ? You want to go there fast ? WELL I WON'T LET YOU !
How does that feel ?"