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Following the guidance of a murderous computer might not be everyone's idea of a pleasant drive, but this custom voice file for GLaGPS -- Genetic Lifeform and Global Positioning System -- should satisfy the rest of us. This voice file for Garmin Nuvi GPS units simulates the voice of Portal's antagonistic Artificial Intelligence rather well and would surely put a smile on the face of any gamers sharing a ride. It's not official of course, but it does the trick. Just don't plot a course for any bakeries. I have a feeling that journey may be a lie.
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It's official: mankind is fukkin doomed. DOOMED.
That GPS was a triumph.
I'm still waiting for the vehicle-mounted portal gun.
I won't believe it until it tries to drive people into trenches.
On fire.
Oh god here come the cake jokes again, I can feel them.
Wow, what up random?
I'm making a note here, huge success
It's all fun and games until it tells you that you're adopted and no one cares about you.
Wait what!?
It said turn right but it went left.
I just checked the calendar, it's been over eight months since Portal came out. The Portal fanservice well is bone dry.
If I bought that, it would be hard to overstate my satisfaction.
the destination is a lie.
sorry had to
man, I had this idea months ago. But now I totally want one!
download link
we'll be trying this out. If I'm not here in a few days, you know what happened.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
LOLOLOLOLOL
THIS JOKE ISN'T AT ALL STALE AND ANNOYING
That said, this GPS is awesome. I want one.
I want to buy car so that I can buy a GPS and use that.
This is how it begins, in a single device, then skynet went online... wait, i missed something.
Ok, I want that thingie.
its fake...the guy holding it never moves after he initiates the last touch. plus, there is a bit of a "glitch" right when his hand drops away.
Turn left, turn right, arrive on CAKE destination, where you will be baked and there will be cake.
I have this gps unit, and it just sounds like this normally...
@ rpbowlinggod if u paid attention you would see that he clicked simulate trip.... try paying attention before posting...
I have to send this to everybody I know with a Garmin.
Me? I don't drive. =(
Well, I'm trying this out now.
It's probably for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
cwutididthar?
Most excellent - all it needs to do now is throw in phrases every now and then.
"So you want to drive to the nearest Gamestop, huh ?
In 500 meters, please turn left.
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you managed not to follow the course I calculated. A complimentary secondary course will be calculated in 5...4...3...2...1... *bzzt*
Oh, so you want to go over the freeway ? You want to go there fast ? WELL I WON'T LET YOU !
How does that feel ?"