Legend: Hand of God and a mouse to play it with contest winners announced!

Cataract
Well, what I would do is quite simple, really. I would use the Hand of God to swim far into the ocean and bring up a large volcano, with this volcano in place in the middle of the ocean, I would simply throw things into it. Not for any reason, really, just to throw things into a volcano. That, and to give a place for Reverend Anthony and Chad to fight.

VampireChrist
oh yay my new pc will handle this nicely, so...
i will suck up to the developers and such
and say i would use the *Hand of God* to caress that sweet sweet mouse i will win and play the game and spread the word of its greatness to the internets

afterwards, possibly become a prince, get a flying rug and woo the bangin princess on a magic carpet ride


NihonTiger90
I would use it to give everyone on Destructoid a million bucks and a brand new PC with Team Fortress 2 pre-installed.

What? A guy can't be generous?

Omar
I'd wish for immortality, take over the world, rule with an iron fist and get some sexy slaves.

Blind assassin
I'm the only person that would get absurd telekinetic powers and just dominate the universe? Seriously?

Well, yeah. I'd do that.