Quantcast
Left 4 Head is a porno based on Left 4 Dead. Seriously - Destructoid

DestructoidJapanatorTomopopFlixist



Left 4 Head is a porno based on Left 4 Dead. Seriously


2:30 AM on 02.24.2009
Left 4 Head is a porno based on Left 4 Dead. Seriously photo



I woke up yesterday to find a hilarious review by Kif for a porno called Left 4 Head. I finally got around to watching it now and just ... just wow.

The "story" finds Zoey searching for Louis and any other possible survivors in an abandoned house. A Smoker stumbles upon Zoey in the house and uses its tongue to tie Zoey up. But wait! That's not his tongue at all! IT'S HIS PENIS!

After two minutes of her awkwardly gagging on the tentacle penis, Zoey disposes of the Smoker and makes her way further into the house. She then comes across a Hunter and that’s when we see a six minute long blow job scene ... and Zoey's tramp stamp.

I’m not going to link to the video, but if you have any Matlocking skills at all, you can find it yourself. It’s really not worth the effort though. Or you can just read Kif’s review and spare your eyes the pain.

Seriously, it didn’t even make me hard.






Comments not appearing? Anti-virus apps like Avast or some browser extensions can cause this.
Easy fix: Add   [*].disqus.com   to your software's white list. Tada! Happy comments time again.

Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.






HAHA Weird!

2:15 PM on 04.21.2014
This game idea generator is gold

The talk of our office chat room this morning has undoubtedly been Orteil's Game Idea Generator -- a tool that's exactly what it sounds like but no less delightful. You should try it out. Some of my favorites so far: A simul...more



11:58 AM on 04.21.2014
Best Nintendo commercial this year

HAHAH! Wow, Nintendo. Intense much? Gotta love those lyrics, too.  By the way, I'm playing Kirby: Triple Deluxe and it's fantastic. You'll see when it comes out next month for 3DS.more



9:00 AM on 04.20.2014
Princess Peach is coming in like a wrecking ball

Leave it to the talented Kodykoala to come up with something like ... this. Yup, it's Princess Peach riding a Chain Chomp inspired by that Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" music video. It's impressive, if not a little disturbing. ...more



View all HAHA Weird!






Back to Top




All content is yours to recycle through our Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Our communities are obsessed with videoGames, movies, anime, and toys.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006

Advertising on destructoid is available: Please contact them to learn more