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Left 4 Head is a porno based on Left 4 Dead. Seriously

2:30 AM on 02.24.2009  ·  Hamza CTZ Aziz@CTZ
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I woke up yesterday to find a hilarious review by Kif for a porno called Left 4 Head. I finally got around to watching it now and just ... just wow.

The "story" finds Zoey searching for Louis and any other possible survivors in an abandoned house. A Smoker stumbles upon Zoey in the house and uses its tongue to tie Zoey up. But wait! That's not his tongue at all! IT'S HIS PENIS!

After two minutes of her awkwardly gagging on the tentacle penis, Zoey disposes of the Smoker and makes her way further into the house. She then comes across a Hunter and that’s when we see a six minute long blow job scene ... and Zoey's tramp stamp.

I’m not going to link to the video, but if you have any Matlocking skills at all, you can find it yourself. It’s really not worth the effort though. Or you can just read Kif’s review and spare your eyes the pain.

Seriously, it didn’t even make me hard.

 
 

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