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Left 4 Head is a porno based on Left 4 Dead. Seriously photo

I woke up yesterday to find a hilarious review by Kif for a porno called Left 4 Head. I finally got around to watching it now and just ... just wow.

The "story" finds Zoey searching for Louis and any other possible survivors in an abandoned house. A Smoker stumbles upon Zoey in the house and uses its tongue to tie Zoey up. But wait! That's not his tongue at all! IT'S HIS PENIS!

After two minutes of her awkwardly gagging on the tentacle penis, Zoey disposes of the Smoker and makes her way further into the house. She then comes across a Hunter and that’s when we see a six minute long blow job scene ... and Zoey's tramp stamp.

I’m not going to link to the video, but if you have any Matlocking skills at all, you can find it yourself. It’s really not worth the effort though. Or you can just read Kif’s review and spare your eyes the pain.

Seriously, it didn’t even make me hard.


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Bleach Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 02:35
Bleach Boy
Oh.My.God.

I just found out there is a sequel named Left 4 Anal.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 02:38
bluexy
Well if it didn't get Hamsa off it just can't be good.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 02:50
Aurain
Tramp Stamp? Nah
Slag Tag is the only term for a Slag Tag.
Solgrim's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 02:51
Solgrim
lmao

Valve does porn?
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 02:55
Dimly
Survival Pork DLC?
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 02:57
bleep
Hmm somehow this just doesn't surprise me
Bleach Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 03:07
Bleach Boy
The boomer is in the sequel and wow, just wooooow....
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 03:12
IronPikeman
I really didn't want to read about this on destructoid...

And thanks again Hamza for the status of your dick after watching this.

By the way, Carli Banks gets my keyboard all sticky...
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 03:27
nebones
downloading
Ali D's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 03:29
Ali D
Would download if it had really hot pornstars. I mean, how could they not cast Sasha Gray in the lead role???
Kageryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 03:31
Kageryu
I downloaded, and am watching.


All I have to say, is "WHAT!?!?! REALLY!?!?!? REEEEAAAALLLLYYYY!!!!?!?!?!"

This shit is bananas.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 03:31
wilbo
just so you know shes not called zoey
but blowie.........no really
n0brein's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 03:39
n0brein
Hahhaahaa buaahahaaahaaa XD
I can't stop laughing, this is hilarious...
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 03:53
Corican
This sounds ridiculous.
But in a good way.
AgentBBJ's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 04:13
AgentBBJ
When that hunter got a hold on zoey and was ripping off her clothes, it looked a snuff film. Did anyone else think that?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 05:39
Kif
Bitch should have been incapped after that Smoker rape attack. Immersion ruined, boner lost, urge to kill rising.

No joke though, I will never play L4D the same after that. If you saw it and you play as Zoey and get Smokered... yeah...
RedCricketChase's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 06:29
RedCricketChase
I watched, and.. yeah, it confirms I'm gay I guess. Otherwise surely I would've gotten off right guys???!?!?! It was so good!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 06:29
Monodi
I am so downloading the shit out of this
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 06:33
wanderingpixel
Wow... Normally I wouldn't bother with this because I don't look at porn (though I have in the past). But I might download this just because I'm a huge L4D fan, and it sounds hilarious. I wonder what Valve thinks of this?
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 06:57
BS3 Owner
LOL W-O-W.
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 06:57
The Young Scot
Left 4 Bed was sexier. Not that I'm bias or anything.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 06:58
BlindsideDork
Just wait for a little later...
VGMari's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 07:13
VGMari
lol

There's going to be an upcoming porn site called "Gears of Whores".

loooooooool
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 07:28
zombiekiller13
Hi-larious.
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 07:36
eskimo bob
out of context this could be considered really bad porn.

in the context of Left 4 Dead this is so bad and random it's hilarious.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 07:50
ChronosWing
lol, hamza check out left4anal as well, same search on google just replace head with anal.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 08:04
ChronosWing
SPOOGER!

ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 08:10
ChronosWing
BWAHAHAHA IMAGE SHACK! I can't believe these were flagged lol!

nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 08:30
nukka jdav
Oh my god. The gagging made me sick...
Midknight's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 08:36
Midknight
Nowhere near as good as "Porn of the Dead", I actually thoroughly enjoyed that. Left4Head is...well...for want of a better word...sucky!
Angry Damman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 08:53
Angry Damman
You know games have made it when....
CocoJambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 09:03
CocoJambo
Hey, zombies have libido too!
RyoGeo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 09:15
RyoGeo
Links, or it didn't happen. :-)
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 10:46
Jetsetlemming
It was like a Resident Evil 1 cutscene.


Also the chick seemed pretty decent right up until she got a dick in her mouth. Those were some of the worst six minutes of my life. I fast forwarded through the video at 3x speed but it took me a few minutes to recover from those noises.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 10:53
falinter
Snap, theres sequels?!
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 10:56
PhazonYoshi
This made me laugh so fucking hard.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 11:16
Trevor McGee
I wanna see Zoey startle the witch! :P
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 11:33
WarZombie
I really want to check this out, if not just for seeing a porn flick based on L4D, haha.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 11:47
Aziel13
what next cocks or war
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 12:56
Gyrael
Holy shit.
Shirley Temple's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 13:27
Shirley Temple
Can't find Left 4 Anal anywhere! This was was meh though. Chick was hot as hell, too.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 13:38
MechaMonkey
And there we are.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 13:38
mix
Hahaha could this be the BEST thing ever? I have no idea but I will find out when I get home...lol
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 18:29
RiotMonster
Kick asssssss XD
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 00:27
The-Excel
That's not the title I woulda used.
Banj's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 01:51
Banj
Link?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 04:22
vexed alex
"Seriously, it didn’t even make me hard."

Hahahahaha!
StrawHatLuffy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 12:55
StrawHatLuffy
Hey, why the hell is that smokers tongue so...OH GOD!
MrSlippery's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 09:56
MrSlippery
Slag Tag? Tramp Stamp?

more like Ass Antlers.


I couldn't stop laughing, this was so awkwardly bad.

TEAM FUCKING 2. GET ON IT.
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2009 16:50
Perfidious Sinn
I was disappointed in the actual "sex". Totally uninspired and repetitive, especially since the girl playing Zoey (sorry, Blowie) has done much better scenes than that.

But I commend Left 4 Head for bringing some sort of creativity to the stagnant porno scene.

Left 4 Anal, with the exception of the sperm-shooting Boomer parody, wasn't as good.
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