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Left 4 Dead 2 gets cricket bat, doesn't go to the Winchester photo

One of the biggest additions in Left 4 Dead 2 is a selection of brand new melee weapons with which to bash away the ravening horde. We've seen fire axes and frying pans, but Valve has revealed that the zombie-flavored followup is going all Shaun of the Dead on us, introducing cricket bats to the arsenal. 

Any Brit knows that the cricket bat is the ultimate undead-basher. Its durability, weight and ability to slice or batter depending on the situation makes it an ideal weapon in the fight against the infected. As for how useful it is in the game, Valve isn't saying, but the above image appears to demonstrate that it'll be quite the handy tool indeed. 

... And dogs can't look up.








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Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 09:42
Andrew Kauz
Yeeeeeeeeeeeah boy!
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 09:42
Half left
Dogs CAN look up.

Be sure to have them pre-knocked.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 09:48
Isay Isay
This seems like a wicket-awesome addition
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 09:56
CRAZYAPE69
wheres my spade?
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 09:56
liam2015
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 09:59
Chronic Logic
Cricket what? You mean baseball bat right?
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:00
Archwright
nrgh~* and dogs can look up.

Damn my lack of fancy gaming hardware...
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:02
Bob Muir
Awesome reference to a movie that is filled with awesome references.
Goli955d's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:07
Goli955d
I'm all for this, but what is a cricket bat doing in the Deep South?
LARANJEIRA's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:11
LARANJEIRA
are we on april 1st??

this looks like a prank to me. Look at ellis hat... is there some cricket news for today or tomorrow that needed to be showned to the world? XD

this could be great.. but why cricket.. its a bit cartoonish as well for l4d :S
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:32
Maurice Tan
So they turned Scout into a brit? Bounk!
psyrax's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:32
psyrax
kudos for teh heading XD jajajaaja
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:41
blu3steel
I want record projectiles next.
Xonticus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:44
Xonticus
Now all we need is a mod to let us play as Shaun, and we are all set.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:45
Aurain
Good old valve.
Take original idea.
Change it in no way whatsoever.
Present it as their own revolutionary shit storm.
Recieve credit.
Controllersaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:50
Controllersaurus
Is it a kashmir or willow?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:50
Holyetheline
This is cool. I'm all up for using a bat.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:52
falinter
@ Goli955d

Jim put them there.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:58
AgentMOO
You've got red on you.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 11:05
GoldenGamerXero
@Aurain

Good old Valve

Take original idea.
Improve upon it.
Realise people want more.
Tell people that they're giving them everything they wanted.
Somehow take abuse?
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 11:07
HiddenAHB
If i don't see a soccer ball in L4D2 i'm joining that boycott group.

PS: WTF is cricket?
tuoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 11:10
tuoman
Sorry Philip.
Xonticus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 11:14
Xonticus
@Aurain They never claimed either way. Thats like saying every Zombie movie ever made after Night of the Living Dead were completely original movies and concepts... why can't you put something that was obviously referencing a movie in a video game without citing sources? Is this a term paper? Or do you want them to insert something onscreen that says "Originally Featured in Shaun of the Dead" every time you pick the damned thing up? Look at Duke Nukem 3d, CLEARLY used quotes and references our of pop culture, but never stated where they were from simply as a nod for those who actually know what they referenced.

Or maybe NOW we should REALLY boycott L4d2 simply because of this SICK FILTH.

Hopefully they'll name the cricket bat 'The Winchester' as a nod.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 11:16
Discarded Couch Sandwich
@HiddenAHB

I think you have to be British and within the last two decades of your life to know the answer to that one. Good luck finding anyone who fits that criteria around here!
Xonticus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 11:17
Xonticus
@Aurain

Now that I think about it, change it up a little and you could have the Feature L4d2 Boycotters Haiku! Oh wait, that wont work,most Haikus are supposed to mean at least something.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 12:09
Mr Wrighty 987
Nice and dogs can look up i don't care what Big Al says
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 12:24
ajaxender
I dont like that melee weapons are currently just about the big awesome 'new' things in L4D2, its not like its a new concept. I'm not complaining about the inclusion of melee, no sir, but I want more information about other aspects of the game. I have beaten things up in close combat before, Valve, tell me what interesting new things I'm going to be beating up!
Onlineatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 12:25
Onlineatron
My dog, Ted's his name, can most certaintly look up... it's his way of saying 'give me some fucking food or i'll fucking break you fool'.
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 12:36
andycadaver
If you get cornered... bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:30
Los255
Finally, a reason to call Ellis, the Scout.
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:43
trunxkam45
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:48
WarZombie
If it bashes shit well, then it deserves to be in the game. Great addition, can't wait to use it.
nakedstud's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:19
nakedstud
i don't know how deadly that thing can be in the hands of a north american... but a south asian?? now thats a different story. look up shahid afridi
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:41
Darren Nakamura
It's true, dogs can't look up.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:59
Batthink
@ Laranjeira;

I see what you mean. Since England are playing in the Ashes against Australia today, I believe this is a great piece of topical artwork. :O)
NeoGreenLantern's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 17:52
NeoGreenLantern
There better a way to to use characters from the first game in the second because I want to see Louis with the cricket bat.
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 19:40
Hoss
mo word if "the batman forever soundtrack" with be added to the list of projectiles such as pipebombs and molotovs
drunkenninjamaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 21:58
drunkenninjamaster
dont use that word wat word the zed word dont say it why cause its rediculus,,,,,,,were going to da pub hahahaha god i love dat movie
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 22:13
Naim Master
So , if you still hate L4D2 even after the Shaun of the Dead reference , I don't even know what to say !
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 22:57
trunxkam45
@nakedstud: too true. Shahid Afridi rocks!
LuigiLemonFan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:03
LuigiLemonFan
You're going to have some red on you after this.

I wonder if there's going to be some major differences in the weapons with L4D2. I mean... there's the frying pan, axe, chainsaw and now cricket bat... are they just going to have different reaches and damages? Or will they work differently, like the cricket bat being able to smack propane tanks at a mob (pulled that out of nowhere... I don't expect that to be implemented at all)
RoninZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2009 10:31
RoninZero
*In the Winchester with the D-toiders*

Would anyone like a peanut?
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