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Left 4 Bed: Post-Valentine Priapism photo

Offworlder Joel Johnson spotted this over in the Bay Area Craigslist personals while cruising for a "casual encounter".  You know: bowling shirts, some brewskis, couple games of Fumble the Crumble (peach).

FRWARGGHH GHUURR (L4D)

Reply to: pers-1035659475@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-15, 9:50AM PST

RAAAAAHHHHRHRRRGHGHGH

GURHRUGHHH

ROOOGH?

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1035659475

If a meteor hit the Bay Area today, the entire Internet would go silent.  All of your torrents would triple in speed; Twitter would lose 86% of their user base, and LiveJournal would go dark. 

 Sometimes I pray for such a sky-hammer...today is not one of those days.  Soldier on, SF nerd army. I'd hit it.

 Craigslist Connections: "Pipe Bomb Over Here!" [Offworld]

 








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Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 15:06
Zombutler
Those were posted by Owen Good of Kotaku...
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 15:06
Syn
A new concept: Drunken Craigslisting.
However I do not drink and thus will not be making a giant ass of myself...any more than usual.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 15:10
Holyetheline
Wow this is pretty awesome. I hope L4D thrives mightier than Halo.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 15:18
SilverDragon1979
Eliza, who are you?
Barcode's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 15:28
Barcode
ROFL!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 15:33
Char Aznable
Was there a "meet Eliza" thread somewhere that I missed out on? Hi!
Drama's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 15:34
Drama
Yeah, Owen Good of Kotaku is the one that posted all those "(L4D)". Give the man credit, he deserves it.

Here is the original link:
http://kotaku.com/5153929/w4m-m4w--l4d-
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 16:00
Ben Perlee
Eliza is back??
No wai!

also, those casual encounters are lol worthy
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 16:52
Cowzilla3
Bravo to Owen and good to see you weren't hit by a truck or in fact turned into a zombie Eliza.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 16:54
Jim Sterling
I do believe Eliza credited her source.
Eliza Gauger's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 16:56
Eliza Gauger
The best part about coming back is all the "who the fuck ARE you?!" comments, seriously. It makes me feel like I'm totally fucking up your christmas.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 17:04
Jesus H Christ
Your writing is so fucking esoteric I feel like I woke up and forgot English grammar and syntax without forgetting English words.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 17:37
Wedge
Unfortunately there was nothing actually funny or clever about the postings... like if they'd actually tried to write something in the ad maybe, but they don't say anything other than quotes from the game =/.

Also Eliza's "source" is an uncredited posting of it on BoingBoing, but the whole thing is stupid so w'ever.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 19:34
Aaron Mxy Yost
I missed Eliza's posts. Welcome back!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2009 16:59
Sharpless
I love you, Eliza.

I'm not creepy at all, by the way.
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