Offworlder Joel Johnson spotted this over in the Bay Area Craigslist personals while cruising for a "casual encounter". You know: bowling shirts, some brewskis, couple games of Fumble the Crumble (peach).
If a meteor hit the Bay Area today, the entire Internet would go silent. All of your torrents would triple in speed; Twitter would lose 86% of their user base, and LiveJournal would go dark.
Sometimes I pray for such a sky-hammer...today is not one of those days. Soldier on, SF nerd army. I'd hit it.