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Learn to talk to girls by playing your 360 photo

Talking to the ladies; it can be tough. Playing videogames; it's super easy. What if the latter could make you better at the former and you didn't have to be a little creeped out by the awfully young looking anime girls you were trying to woo? That seems to be the goal of dating sim/edutainment game Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls -- evidently girls like it when you talk in numbers instead of words.

The game is an indie 360 downloadable game that costs 80 MS Points, and comes with the promising tagline of "Are you nervous talking to girls? All you need is practice." Players work through the game in a visual novel form, and lose once the girl that is being talked to threatens to call the police. That's right, you've always got a chance to score as long as she hasn't called the police.








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Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:02
Jon B
Important:
Are there sex scenes involved? My purchase weighs on this entirely.
Gilgamesh1317's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:03
Gilgamesh1317
Clearly the best option is the second one.

Also, 80 MS Points? Woe, the Avatar clothing is more expensive than that...
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:04
Krow
Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:06
Sexualchocolate
Exclusive-ly required by Xbox users.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:06
Kraid
Greetings earthling female , I shall insiminate you nao!
Script-br's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:08
Script-br
Going to talk to someone with a pre-made conversation on your head don't make you MORE nervous?
SelfQ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:09
SelfQ
Awfully young looking anime girls fucking rock. Fascists.
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:10
Beyamor
"That is one tall roller coaster"
Astonish her with your powers of observation. I'm a little curious as to what the rest is like. Or do they recommend "that is one tall roller coaster" as the staple for every conversation?
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:16
Black Nexus
I just gave up on humanity because of this.
TheTruth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:16
TheTruth
I never talk to the woman other than I'm telling her "It puts the lotion in the basket." Besides, they have a hard time talking with all that duct tape around their mouth. Back in your hole! Know your place, servant!
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:19
Diverse
how talk to woman... how get poplar...
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:21
GamesAreArt
You chose "Thats one big roller coaster" Then it goes to a cutscene

"I have one big roller coaster....I mean I have a big penis.....I mean I want to ride your roller coaster.....I mean...."

Status: Rejected

Reason: Thats what you get for trying to talk about something's large size to a women while nervous and thinking about sex.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:23
Rammstein
This makes me want another "Feel the Magic: XY/XX" or "Rub Rabbits" game.

*reads that last sentence*

Ew. Wai wait, I'm not a perve, I swear! Those are actually rated E games for the DS! Where are you going?!

[GAME OVER] The Police have been notified and will arrive to arrest you shortly.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:25
Uther
"That is one tall rollercoaster" should always be an option. It should be the third one, between the long-since-dead-marriage talk and shortcut to eternal virginity.
You would think one option will be "Wanna paint some Warhammer figurines?"
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:34
Rammstein
Actually, I think I'm onto something there:

1. Bust out the NintendoDS and say; "Would you like to Feel the Magic?"
2. ???
3. Hot Coffee

Alllright! I should charge for this.
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:36
Everyday Legend
Why, oh why, do they let this go through? And they charge a dollar? Don't they know that only 20 people will download this: 12 legitimate nerds, 4 folks in the mood for a laugh, the creator's parents, his only friend and himself?
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:44
Handy
That is one tall rollercoaster...........in my pants...
Nortonantivirus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 18:50
Nortonantivirus
Hey Matt, is it possible you can auto-delete anything coming from sexualchocolate?
Thanks, NortonAntivirus

Also, this is like a dating sim...without the nude girls.
.....Any word if the girls are nude?
ObjectiveBelow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 19:12
ObjectiveBelow
What is this I don't even...
Catmurderer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 19:13
Catmurderer
I tried to follow the guidelines from Neil Strauss's book The Game, but this game did not follow them. When I tried to neg her during the demo she just called me a jerk and called the police. During the library level I opened with a DHV and used a false time constraint. I was rewarded with a number close, which I had 5 seconds to memorize (possibly one of the worst game designs ever...). This is possibly the worst "game" I've played on the "Indie" portion of XBL.
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 19:31
RiotMonster
Way to take gamers back a decade.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 19:44
Ganjookie
Its like Sexy Beach but with no nudity or sex?? Hmmm
BurnPianoBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 20:01
BurnPianoBurn
this game would be better with Co-op. Like getting an achievement for wing manning a fat chick away from the hottie.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 20:31
hpv
This isn't an XBLA game. Please correct this mistake in future postings.
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 20:56
Perfidious Sinn
If this game does help you get a girlfriend, she'd leave you if she found out you used a dating sim to learn how to talk to girls.
Davedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 21:17
Davedude
If it's on Xbox, your friends can see that you played it or are playing it at the moment. I don't know about PS3 or PC, but that alone will make for some embarrassing moments.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 21:30
Los255
What is this I don't even

This....exists....
ThEgg's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 21:32
ThEgg
Great party game, or greatest party game?
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 21:46
Midgetsnowman
I'm tempted to buy this just for the laughs.
Jared Ari's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 22:13
Jared Ari
Funny looking girl is funny looking.
MellowBunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 23:10
MellowBunny
I want a game that show how to talk to boys.
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2009 01:59
mrplow8
The first thing that this game should teach you is to never tell the girl that you practice talking to girls on your Xbox.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2009 02:08
The Prodigal Son
@mrplow8:: Agreed.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2009 03:06
Sir Legendhead
Option C: "Hi. I'm a tall planet. Would you like to greet my rollercoaster?"

Hey. It could work if you said it right.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 14:54
Dan CiTi
All you need to talk to girls is a spine. Fear of failure is the only thing this game should teach.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 03:46
Sir Legendhead
Try pissing her off. She seems to like that.

Also, blowjob? Never try asking for one. It just doesn't work.
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