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Learn how to protect your balls in Stick of Truth

2:45 PM on 02.14.2014 // Brett Makedonski
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Clyde needs a good ass-kickin'

We're less than three weeks away from the release of South Park: The Stick of Truth, but I'm not sure I can wait that long. Between Alessandro's preview and this video showing the first 13 minutes of the game, I'm all afluster with excitement.

The gameplay video boils down to combat tutorials along with the scenes that intertwine them, so there's not a ton in the way of spoilers. However, in true South Park fashion, there's plenty of coarse language, so you might want to hold off on watching it if you're currently at work, reading to the elderly, or sitting in church.




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