Ask any true blooded bible thumper and they'll tell you that evolution is a crock. Our great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great (etc.) grandparents were two naked people living in a garden of bliss without fear or hate. And they couldn't eat apples.
Ask the developers of the WiiWare game Shootanto: Evolutionary Mayhem and they'll tell you that evolution is real, but Darwin got it all wrong. See, in their game they nail how evolution actually occurred. A monkey had to shoot lizard men in order to survive and be the more dominant species, and every time he shot enough lizard men he would advance a "level" in evolutionary terms, and in that way would advance through time until he is a human shooting lizard men.
The sad thing is that both of those concepts sound equally ridiculous if you take them literally, yet one is a downloadable WiiWare game coming NA side this Fall thanks to Hudson, and the other is a biblical story that many people interpret as literal fact. I'm getting way off track here since blind religious fervor makes me grumpy. The point is there's a fun looking, B-grade shooter coming from Japan to North American WiiWare this Fall that involves monkeys shooting lizards and then evolving. If this is how they rework evolution, you have to wonder what they did for the sequel, which takes place during WWII.
[Via Joystiq]
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12:00 PM on 10.11.2009
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I still replay E.V.O to this day.
The "fruit" is commonly referred to the fruit of knowledge, the word apple in middle ages english was commonly used to describe a lot of fruit, not just an apple.
It could have been anything.
Video games are fun, though.
Only important thing to note is monkeys make everything better.
I thought at first you were comparing the monkey-shooting thing to the actual evolution theory, since they both have the same probability of happening. OH SNAP
Not everyone who disagrees with evolution are "Bible thumpers", and not every person who believes in Creative Design is a "Bible thumber". Way to polarize your audience, though Mr. Mathew Troll Razak.
I understand Dtoid's concept is to be hardcore, independent and "edgy"...but offensive doesn't have to be part of it. (Tell me Bible thumper isn't derogatory...) Sterling walks the fine line between offensive and edgy beautifully... maybe he should edit your posts the next time you feel like ranting against a common people group.
Some of you might be wondering 'Why is this guy making such a big deal out of something so little?" The first reason is because it's Sunday and i have free time...the second is that I don't appreciate derogatory names like "Bible thumper"...as playful as it sounds being used so freely to no longer just describe rude, in your face Christians but any and all Christians that believe in Creation.
I actually didn't insult the religious or most Christian in any way. I in fact said that a bilbe thumper would say that and in no insinuated that all people that do not believe in evolution are Bible Thumpers. You actually put that spin on it yourself, not I. Bible thumper is an insulting term which is why I used to to describe someone who fanatically believes in a literal interpitation of the Bible, which is, I admit, something I find ludicrous. I'm sorry if you took offense at the term, but it wasn't directed at all Christians or all people who believe in Creationism (or any other creation belief). I'm not sure why you would assume I was calling everyone who does not believe in evolution a Bible Thumper since I really didn't at all, but I'm actually a little offended you think I'm that shallow. Please don't place your stereotypes on me either.
Thanks.
Gee I sound cranky.
Rereading your story, my post and your reply I see that I was really out of line. Sorry for my accusations. I don't know why I was in such a defensive mood yesterday, regardless I shouldn't have said those things, especially on the internet trying to call people out like a troll. Sorry bro...hope we can still be internet friends
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