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Lawyer attempts to blame his client's crime on gaming, geekery photo

I fully understand that anti-videogame enthusiasts (better known as rampant douche bags) are always hot to point out that videogames are to blame for any given crime, but now they're really reaching. Randy Gladden, an attorney defending the case of Mr. Andrew Reid Lackey, claims that his client's crime was spurred by the fact that he played videogames. Here's a direct snippet from the newspaper report:

Actions that led to a deadly confrontation between a defendant and an 80-year-old widower resembled a video game to the accused…

[Attorney] Gladden described Lackey (seen above) as a computer geek who had immersed himself in video games and lived in “a different world than you and I.”

Mr. Lackey killed an 80 year old man on Oct 31st, 2005. The victim, Charlie Newman, made a 911 call in which Lackey is clearly overheard saying "Where's the vault?" to the old man seven times throughout the course of the call. Newman's grandson had told Lackey that his grandfather kept a vault of money under the stairs, but no such thing was ever found. Videogames were never mentioned in the crime itself or the news report that followed.

These opinions are every person's right to have, even if they make you look even nuttier than the person you're trying to defend, but at least work with facts here, people. The least you can do is provide some sort of substantial evidence to base your claim on. Also, the deduction made suggests that all geeks are hunkering in their rooms waiting to murder the elderly, which only serves to make one assume Mr. Gladden has the IQ of a fruit salad.

You know, if we're going to go to war with people who judge us, you'd think they could send smart people. We're geeks for a reason, after all -- we've had our faces buried in books since grammar school. Being attacked poorly is only going to result in humiliation for these people if we are left to serve them up the facts.

[Via Gamepolitics]








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xXx_Hobes_xXx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 18:55
xXx_Hobes_xXx
Boy, you've got to love lawyers.
Qais Fulton's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:06
Qais Fulton
Immediate castration via meat grinder for both.
llllDrGONZOllll's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:10
llllDrGONZOllll
Clearly the answer is to legalize drugs and make video games the controlled substance. That'll teach em!
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:13
Origim
@ Qais Fulton: I'm thinking a wood chipper would be a better option.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:22
Boolean
Is that cop checking out his ass?
Crackpot360's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:26
Crackpot360
He sure is. Oh prison love.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:29
Eschatos
He's just desperate. The lawyer's going to go for the insane angle, and fail epically.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:32
Cheeburga
Should have hired someone better.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:32
MaxVest
Sounds like this guy had more of a DuckTales addiction.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:43
casualweaponry
Classic Twinkie defense.

Twinkie Defense

I'm sure HarrasmentPanda (sp?) can elaborate some more though, since he's in law.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:47
casualweaponry
Crap, the Twinkie defense is based on a biological trigger.

But since video games are being used as a crutch in the same manner by the defense, it's kinda fits here.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:53
Bob Muir
Goddamn it, media.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 19:57
MaxVest
Necros, if you don't stop your complaining, I'll kill you and raid your money vault. How many XP do you give?
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 20:05
bleep
Whats the cop looking at?????
Oh right HIS BALLS
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 20:10
Excel-2011
I will roll in my proverbial grave when someone accidentally takes up a career in law because of a video game.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 20:27
Aaron Mxy Yost
With luck the jury won't be filled with idiots and this guy will go away for the rest of his natural life.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 21:44
bleep
No they will throw him in jail for the rest of his UNnatural Life
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 22:04
Sharpless
I doubt it'll stand up in court.

(Please do not insert an inappropriate erection joke above. Thank you.)
BlueWolf72's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 22:04
BlueWolf72
Jack T as co chair in 3...2... 1
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 22:05
Dr Milkdad
What a fucking boner
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 22:34
Maurice Tan
Jim Sterling's bastard child!
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 22:45
thunderleg
That scrawny little asshole will be solidly and repeatedly raped in prison.

Hopefully his lawyer gets a similar fate.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 23:08
BS3 Owner
You'ld would've never thought. Hmmmpff.


Also,
FRESH *SS LOOK!
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:18
Pangloss
C'mon, guys, am I the only one seeing the clear connection to Fallout?

But seriously, fuck this guy. Money is the clear motivator here, not the vidya games.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:29
Syn
Exactly what video game are they saying it resembled? I can't recall a game where I got to beat down an old man and ask him where his vault is.
I want a vault
BlueWolf72's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 01:59
BlueWolf72
I shall attempt to send this to his lawyer maybe he will listen?

http://www.destructoid.com/bluewolf72-on-positive-gaming-30057.phtml
MrPeenie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 04:05
MrPeenie
Critical thinking is the key to success.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 05:05
mistic
lawyers are such idiots...
Luigi takes over's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 07:12
Luigi takes over
Guys this is obviously related to a video game he's talking about VAULT 13 from fallout!

This Lawyer may not even feel this way about video games, however he probably appealed to the defense that in his mind would most likely get the defendant off.

He's going to be a total failure unless the jury is a bunch of retards. Which it is quite possible.
PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 07:49
PraiseChaos
@The-Excel:

Nothing would make me laugh harder than a guy who becomes a lawyer because he thinks he's still playing Phoenix Wright.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 08:48
zombiekiller13
Does anyone actually get a lighter sentence or found not guilty when they use the "video games made me do it" defense?

If they do...shit. I've got a few people I'd like to off. I'll blame teh Haloz.

Joking (obviously). I hate when lawyers attempt to blame video games for their psychotic client's behavior. Can't be the fact that the person is mentally unstable, hell no! It has to be the games they play! Neglectful parents? Nope! Video Games!!

"He was such a nice boy until he started playing video games. Well, yes, before he started playing them, he did bury puppies up to their necks and then run them over with lawn mowers, but that was just a phase! It's those violent games that turned him into a monster!"
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 08:56
LarkOhiya
"so you killed five people with a chainsaw...dosen't look to good there defendent."

"Video games ma-"

"VIDEO GAMES YOU SAY! Baliff escort this man home. and give him a back rub for me."
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2008 01:54
HarassmentPanda
I've changed my stance on this entire issue: video games kill children. End of discussion.
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