Well, the new PlanetSide 2 trailer started out well enough. I mean, it showed off some mechs, tanks, and there was even a helicopter sighting. Alright PlanetSide 2, you have my attention. "CAN YOUR FPS DO THIS?," inquired PlanetSide 2, followed by an ear shattering string of wubs. Wow PlanetSide 2, I'm not quite sure how to feel about your offerings after that little demonstration.
Yeah, sure, I suppose I've never driven an ATV into a giant laser launchpad thing. Oh, I guess I've never lined up on a virtual battlefield with hundreds of my fellow soldiers and launched an attack to f**k up an enemy base.You're right, I've never experienced an FPS like this, PlanetSide 2. Maybe I'll consider checking you out for free. You know, after I get my eardrums repaired from the damage your trailer caused.
"WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" screamed PlanetSide 2. I don't know anymore, okay?! Shit PlanetSide 2, I don't go to class all day just to come back and hear you yell at me!
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