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Here we go, folks! This is the newest trailer for the eagerly awaited Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots -- a game which does NOT feature implied child rape! A lot of the footage is stuff we've seen before, and it's all in moonspeak, but the brief glimpses of new imagery will surely be enough to make excitable MGS fanboys like me giggle and coo like children in a bathtub of fizzy drink.
 
Also, check out this NeoGAF thread where I got it. I find the posts hilarious.







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BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 10:31
BlackDove
He'll try to shoot himself multiple times.

Kinda like Lethal Weapon 1 kinda thing, nice. I always liked that kind of self destructive desperation.

Also, you gonna get raped.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 10:32
BlackSheep
fail

ur fat and post needs moar mario kart.

i look forward to the implied rape though :(
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 10:38
wardrox
I just broke my excitement scale.. and my sarcasm one :-P
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 10:40
Jim Sterling
Wardrox, stop being lame.
that1dood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 10:46
that1dood
I'm not even an MGS fanboy and that got ME excited.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 10:51
NotAZombie
Hurray for the GAF. I'm probably going to buy a PS3 for this game. :[
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 10:54
Jamie McGinn
Damn it, I know this game will force me to buy a PS3.

I'm eagerly anticipating this game, but even if I wasn't, the second Vamp threw off his jacket and nonchalantly dodged that knife, I'd have been hooked.

Also, I can't help but laugh thinking of Snake saying "Implied Child Rape?!?" in his usual gruff tone.
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 10:59
AndyCat
I still don't understand why those things moo.
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:00
3r0t1c n3rd
Yes, June 12 and bejond will be a huge spoilfest.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:02
catsithx
Yeah I see all the implied rape in the tralier and all the other traliers they had for this game .
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:04
pendelton21
Dammit, I was all excited for child rape, and all I got was a little girl with a fucking flower in her hair, and some more of that weird-ass monkey. Biggest disappointment evar!
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:07
3r0t1c n3rd
They Moo to strike fear into the hears of the enemies. What whould you think, walking down the street and suddenly you hear the sound of pack of the things 'round the corner?
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:24
Corak
Can't wait.
Vohaul79's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:33
Vohaul79
Oh the awesomeness of these previews..Hope the game lives up to it's hype..Im a big Splinter Cell buff, always liked the camera method better than the fixed one MGS's have used in the past. (hasn't stopped me from playing them BTW). With the new one apparently (and finally IMO) being 3-D, I'm really excited about this game.
Especially since I sold my 360 and now don't get to play the new one coming out..
Damn youuzz UBSOFTI !! Oh well, Splinter Cell DA was a dissapointment compared to the previous titles anyway.
JReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:37
JReaper617
So it wouldn't be totally odd or inappropriate to drop 500$ on a ps3 now good just checking.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:39
big filth
needs MOAR green, brown and grey.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:49
Holyetheline
I'm definitely buying a PS3 for this game. End of story.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:52
MaxVest
Game-wise, it's pretty close to the original vision. However, the original vision was to go ten steps further, and the reality was just one step, which isn't to say the series didn't progress.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:56
KamikazeTutor
Does it have child rape? lol
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 11:58
Evil Cheese
Damn it, I still have to play the first three MGS before I can even entertain the notion of playing this one. If this turned out to be one big CG movie, I'd still probably enjoy it.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:01
foxhound009
I've seen it before...

@KamikazeTutor:

Yes it does.. how could you have missed that :s
there's like 30 minutes of complete sadomy..
involving a school bus...

@Big filth:

Yeah, desert.. ish places look old and overdone..
but since it is MGS.. it won't be dull :P
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:04
loki d20
That trailer is just right for some subtitles about inappropriate touching.
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:14
DV2FOX
it's goin' 2 be shocking...
Lockgar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:16
Lockgar
I don't understand your language!
episodic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:20
episodic
Needs more subtitles, then I can squee at it all over again :(
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:25
king3vbo
More brown and bloom lighting plz
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:36
Morrius
Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:37
parrothead
This will be perfect timing. I will have probably finished GTA1V when this comes out. Then I will not have to go in the sun all summer!
Drksan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 12:40
Drksan
Wish they showed what Raiden can actually do.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 13:00
Jetsetlemming
Is there anyone in the fucking game that WON'T shoot themselves?
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 13:27
Volomon
@Jetsetlemming That exactly what I was thinking must be one fucked up world when everyone wants to shoot themselves probably from all that child touching that been going on.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 13:31
mistic
w0000000000t so glad I bought a PS3 a few weeks ago :-)

this game looks totally awesome... ( bet it would run great on 360 as well though... although you won't be able to control that little robot thingy with the motion-sensing stuff :-) )

I guess the crap they said about bluray not being big enough is mostly due to the insane amount of 1080p video :-) so if they would downscale that a bit it would prolly be easily doable on 360 with a disc or 2, I don't mind... works great on Lost Odyssey :-)
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 13:45
Jamie McGinn
MMOOOOOOOOO?
vp360's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 15:32
vp360
can't wait
Itchy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 15:32
Itchy
I bought a PS3 just for this game.

Just because I watched a silly video of Vamp dislocating his neck in order to avoid getting impaled by a katana.

Oh, in case you were wondering, Raiden was always cool, now he's bad-fucking-ass.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:19
Kayka
Needs more brown
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:21
kawitchate
...you have to be kidding me with that NeoGAF thread
they're all joking, right?
Itchy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 16:49
Itchy
They're joking.

And if they aren't, who cares! It's fun to watch them run around confused and in awe at the same time!
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 18:39
animateria
Nothing new in the trailer...

Except the last scene.

lol at the NeoGaf dudes... hahaha!
Sharmsie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 20:15
Sharmsie
mmmm tasty
Noctane's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 22:30
Noctane
I wish it had subtitles or was in English.

Oh well. It was really cool.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 22:34
Crunshii
This is exactly why Snake is the fucking king of w/e he does. going back to his child hood sucking on guns as baby pacifiers.
stevesan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 22:37
stevesan
Hey maybe suicide will be part of the gameplay...somehow...?
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