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This week Destructoid is sponsored by Legion, a movie about angels who fight with machine guns. Well, that's how I would have pitched it to Hollywood, anyway.

Destructoid has three $100 gift certificates to give away, which you could totally spend on nine of your best friends to see this film together (or one other person and half of a hot dog if you live in New York). Just check out the trailer and leave a comment (preferably, a complete sentence) below for a chance to win. The winners will be chosen at random by a team of trained underwater aardvarks tomorrow (contest extended!) this Friday.

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[Update: Winners are Gamechamp, jasondm300 and Squirrelygod!]






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fishbone walker's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:49
fishbone walker
I am looking forward to seeing this.
MajinFro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:51
MajinFro
wow that full page ad thing slowed down my browser severly.....give me 100 bucks please.
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:52
Volcanon
I want t see Darksiders: The Movie.
Kamlon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:52
Kamlon
Going to see this with a group of friends - drunk.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:54
bluemeep
I firmly placed this film in the realm of "So bad it might be good" the moment the trailer showed Crazy Grandma's shenanigans.
AlphaDeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:54
AlphaDeus
I tried to watch the damn trailer but it kept buffering. I don't understand why some videos on youtube load slow as shit and other in HD are blazing fast. Or maybe I do as it probably has to do with different servers :P

I've seen trailers for this movie and it looks neat. I'll probably watch it in 5 years or when it's free on Starz OnDemand =P I hate going to movie theaters.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:54
Krow
I'm just commenting here because there is a very slim chance I will win $100. Did I say slim? I meant zero.
bengar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:54
bengar
snakes in the cradle with a silver spoon.
M-A's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:55
M-A
Bible 2.0, now with scary grandmas.
mabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:55
mabman
Can I has $100 plz... Make me $100 more awesome.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:56
Chronic Logic
God is a dick.
BurritoSupreme's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:57
BurritoSupreme
I think they are just in the matrix and those angels are actually Agent Smith.
DashRollRush's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:58
DashRollRush
This is as close to a Bayonetta movie as we're gonna get, huh?

Looks pretty good though.
Odal's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 11:59
Odal
The latest Testament has completely jumped the shark...
Snarc's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:00
Snarc
When in the hell did this turn from great to aweful?
Nolan South's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:01
Nolan South
This movie is Christian Propaganda, people, nothing to see here.
Capt Hilarious's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:02
Capt Hilarious
That will definitely be a movie...
tuoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:03
tuoman
This movie was based on a true story.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:03
Trevor McGee
Uh, I don't know what to say. The movie looks like shit, but I want to win one of those gift cards. So here is a comment from me to you.

By the way, I won a Nerdcore calender a little while back on here and still haven't recieved it...so if I do win this will I actually get it?
gore on the floor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:06
gore on the floor
I will be viewing the mobile version of Dtoid until that godawful ad goes away. Also, make it rain on my hoes, pls.
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:06
emotoaster
See this is what will happen if Sterling does anymore of that JOURNALISM. You have been warned.
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:06
D Sane
This is a complete sentence.
Cacophony's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:07
Cacophony
I have a strange fondness for Dennis Quaid, but I'm not sure if even that will save the film.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:07
phantomile
This movie looks like it'll be absolutely cheesy and ridiculous, but that's not always a bad thing. I'll probably check it out.
Sefiran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:08
Sefiran
First I got the beautiful ad, which set a smile on my face, and now this wonderful trailer has once again placed it's flag upon my brain, claiming my brain as theirs.
SleepyInsomniac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:08
SleepyInsomniac
A fragment.
CarlCastello's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:08
CarlCastello
When I walked into the room, the lights were off and I was scared. I then continued to be scared until the lights came back on again.
youngskeletor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:09
youngskeletor
ubisoft should have passed on avatar and scooped up the license for this instead.
mariustheunholy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:09
mariustheunholy
Legion is going to be awesome!
bushidoxburrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:09
bushidoxburrito
In a world with homicidal grandmas, another miscasted Tyrese Gibson, and demon ice cream men...you'll have to look towards the heavens for your salvation!
Lydeck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:10
Lydeck
I saw this movie a long time ago. It was called The Prophecy, and it starred Christopher Walken. It sucked as well.

Also, I need $100. Otherwise my poor soul will be unable to see this movie AND play Mass Effect 2! Think of Mass Effect 2! ; ;!!!!
Shadowstew's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:10
Shadowstew
I watched it and I'm still not interested.
Dude Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:11
Dude Gatsby
I'm no biblical scholar, but I'm pretty sure that's not how the ends supposed to happen. Oh well, hooray for guns.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:11
Silverback 55
I will gladly pay to see any movie where evil old ladies get shot in the face. Or just old people in general. I'm not picky.
Squirrelygod's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:12
Squirrelygod
I looking forward to not actually watching this at all.
Sebastian Fig's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:13
Sebastian Fig
This trailer actually makes it look like a half-decent movie. I still think, however, that Spider-Demon-Grandma's a bit much.
Sebastian Fig's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:13
Sebastian Fig
This trailer actually makes it look like a half-decent movie. I still think, however, that Spider-Demon-Grandma's a bit much.
Josh Bourgeois's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:13
Josh Bourgeois
This is gonna be CRAZY! It's like The Terminator, except instead of machines it's angels!

Also, what are ardvarks? Are they in any way related to aardvarks?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:13
Chronic Logic
Anybody read the Salvation War? At first I thought it was just like this, except without the angel protagonist.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSalvationWar
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:14
bluexy
Michael!? Would have been better if it was one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse eh?
worldagainstjose's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:14
worldagainstjose
definitely worth seeing if theres some demon slaying
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:15
Tarvu
I don't even know what $100 is.

My name is Legion: for we are many.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:15
Jesus H Christ
Every time a bell rings an angel fucks shit up.
AriesWarlock's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:16
AriesWarlock
I want a frosty treat!!
Infinite Obscurity's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:16
Infinite Obscurity
This movie looks ridiculous. Don't know if it's in a good way or a bad way though. Might at least be fun to watch.
Chopp's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:16
Chopp
I'll be hard pressed finding nine friends if I win...
Also this movie looks like ass.
The Pat Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:17
The Pat Man
Evil ice cream man? Blatant rip off of Spawn!!! Seriously though, it looks cool and I would like to see it after watching this. The trailer is a weird combination of being descriptive and being vague, which I don't like. I can only assume the baby is the next Christ since kick ass demon granny is giving threats of baby burning while angels are after it.
pj6159's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:18
pj6159
Four years of Catholic high school and I never was taught that God's wrath comes in the form of machine-gun wielding angels. If they had said that, I would have stayed awake in my religious studies class.
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