Look, it's Saturday morning. Nothing is going on, the videogame industry has stopped for the week and it's a slow night.
Actually, that's all bullsh*t. We would have posted this no matter what. Why? Because why not! That's why. This is the American dream, people. The American dream of dressing up as nearly naked nerd icons and having snowball fights.
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