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Lara Croft model not familiar with Indiana Jones or the Holy Grail photo

The new Lara Croft model, Alison Carroll, has two ridiculously large assets – beauty and grace. Those two things serve her spectacularly well when the camera is rolling, but they don’t help when an interviewer starts asking questions about Lara Croft’s subject matter, archaeology.

At a recent photo event, a Danish news reporter was able to sit down with Carroll for a video interview. Unfortunately, the questions the interviewer began asking were unknown by both Carroll and her publicist. It led to a hilariously uncomfortable interview. She even missed the joke question of “was it you or Indiana Jones who found the Holy Grail?”

While there probably isn’t any redemption on the horizon, at least Carroll can take solace in the fact that her being a model means that she doesn’t need to know the answers to the interviewer’s questions. Although, I think if Lara Croft was presented with that situation she would have just kicked the dude in the face instead of trying to be polite.

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Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:20
Holyetheline
I thought her two ridiculously large assets were right boob and left boob.
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:21
ShadokatRegn
Well, I honestly can't say I'm surprised - she does have the title "Model" attached to her name...
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:23
Darren Nakamura
@Holyetheline: way to take the subtle joke and just completely spell it out for everybody, thereby ruining it.

As far as the news item, why would an interviewer be asking her archaeology questions anyway? It's obvious she's just a poster girl.
Gamer Named Tim's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:23
Gamer Named Tim
She totally used FORCE PUSH at the end.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:31
mix
@holyetheline

Good thing I scrolled down instead of struggling with the title or else I would have been stumped all night.

ShadowkatRegn has a good point.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:34
MrSadistic
who cares, she has boobs
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:39
Xhumation
Yeah that's a very "thank god she's pretty" kinda moment.

I still think that if she's representing the product she should know a little more it and it's subject matter. but it's still hard to argue with her more noticeable assets
Prince Ghidorah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:48
Prince Ghidorah
I don't think she was hired on account of her knowledge of pop culture and medieval Christian mythology.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 20:02
atastysammich
Aw man, didn't they school the last one, Karima Adebibe, in case of just such a scenario?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 21:18
vexed alex
@ Dexter345

They're nerds. What do you expect?
Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 21:20
Ninja In Distress
You are Lara Croft, the female version of Indiana Jones(but with faaaaaar inferior movies), and you don't even know who he is!? The greatest character in cinema history?

Women V_V
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 21:44
Gameboi
You'd think that she'd at least take a quick crash course on Lara Croft lore (just for times like this), but oh well.

She's gorgeous, and happens to resemble a famous character. Obviously -- in her case -- it's enough.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 21:49
MisterMingo
Well, at least she has big tits, right?
Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 21:50
Ninja In Distress
@ vexed alex

Wait, you're on a video game blog that worships a giant green robot head and cocks, and you just called someone a nerd?

Um...damn LOL. CRAZY amounts of irony.
rbrooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 22:12
rbrooks
she's hot...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 22:31
Samit Sarkar
I'd show her some archaeology...
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 22:35
vexed alex
@ Ninja_In_Distress

I didn't say I wasn't.
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 22:56
Gorelord
ignorance make me so horny
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 23:11
Corak
Why even ask her questions, I'd just sit there and stare at her for a while and get more out of that than listening to her answer questions she has no idea about.
stevesan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 23:26
stevesan
can someone please tell me, what is it exactly that she does? is she gonna be traveling around promoting the game or something? is she providing mocap for the game's animations? JUST PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PURPOSE BESIDES TAKING CROTCH PICS FOR BLOGS TO POST.

not that there's anything wrong with that (it's not classy, but not wrong), but GEEZUS there MUST BE MORE..>RIGHT!?!?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 00:01
vexed alex
@ stevesan

No. And there doesn't need to be any reason.

Now, please go away. Go make up some Final Fantasy theories or something.

:)
Bennyishere's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 00:05
Bennyishere
Bring back Karima Adebibe.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 01:02
Blind assassin
Ironically, because she has such a sexy accent anything retarded she says has the effect of making me want to bone her even more.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 03:52
CALkulon
America must be the only place in the world where the English accent is considered sexy.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 05:31
Timmeh
Who the fuck doesn't know Indiana Jones?

It's a good job people can make a living by having their photo taken, daft cow.
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 05:49
Slique
What's an Indiana Jones?

(Yes, that was sacasm. Please don't crucify me.)
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 07:59
gotdurnrite
Maybe she is a Nazi sympathizer and refuses to acknowledge that Indiana Jones existed.
GigaMach's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 10:52
GigaMach
Hot girl is dumb.

And hot.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 21:21
The Amazing Shenazin
how could you now have heard of Indiana Jones? yezoos cripes
jackvachitmo10's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:30
jackvachitmo10
declare, where Miss Fanshawe is concerned, you merit no respect; nor buy desyrel
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